CONTEST!

[Bear669]

I offer a small but quality prize to anyone who can guess the #1 reason she is near top of my Bucket List:



(Hey Jillian- toss in a pic here!)




:drunk:

I am not a principal, investor, employee, agent, pimp, flack, quack, shyster or bitch of Cupids and/or the SP referenced.

 

[Bear669]

No response for at least 24 hours

No response for at least 24 hours

cause she is a hot spinner that will fuck your brains out?

No comment until others take their best shot.

BTW multiple entries are fine. First post with the correct answer wins.

BTW Good rhyme:

"I am the vain rain of erotic flame..":great:

:na:to the rhyme police

 

[tboy]

cuz her nipples get so hard they can cut glass?

Cuz she is hot and cute at the same time?

Cuz she is smart?

 

[png2]

Because of the Old School Stockings. :great:

 

[Madmax]

Cause she didn't laugh at Bear's tiny tiny little little _ _ _ _ _

 

[valeriehugh]

Her abs!

 

[Bear669]

Hi Beauty!

Hi Beauty!

Her abs!

And yes, the Ladies* are welcome to vote as well, and the prize could be relevant for guys or gals.



*(EXCLUDING anyone who has spent >100 hours with me. Too much of an advantage)

 

[anon1]

Because she's a shooter.

 

[bucky88]

Because she has flaming red hair?

Because she is petite?

Because she is Swiss?

 

[tboy]

Because of the Old School Stockings. :great:

well, those are tats......

 

[tboy]

one other try:

Because she brings her own "tool box" wherever she goes?

 

[HOF]

No, No, No

No, No, No

What is the prize that you are offering? Before I put any thought to the answer. I just won a blender from the heart & stroke lottery, and somebody is going to get that for Christmas!

 

[Cycleguy007]

I just won a blender from the heart & stroke lottery, and somebody is going to get that for Christmas!

I see you are a proud member as well! LOL!

 

[Kyra.Graves]

What is the prize that you are offering? Before I put any thought to the answer. I just won a blender from the heart & stroke lottery, and somebody is going to get that for Christmas!

I need a new blender. Just sayin'
I go through blenders pretty quick with all the bones I throw in there. :shock:

 

[Auggie]

Don't worry about making a mess, she has those perfect nipples you can hang a towel on.

 

[Auggie]

Word of warning, ask permission before spanking that nice bum.

 

[BEER]

Because she has a striking resemblance to someone you have always wanted to bone.

The tight muscular body is not your normal type of lady based on your reviews so maybe you want something different.

Ok time for beer number 2. You don't want to know my guesses by the time I reach my 7th beer.arty:

 

[Bear669]

Eliminations!

Eliminations!

cause she is a hot spinner that will fuck your brains out?

EHHHHH! Buzzer says wrong. 'Hot' and 'fucking..brains out' are ALWAYS good. 'Spinner' is never a reason for me, and certainly not #1.

cuz her nipples get so hard they can cut glass?

EHHHHH! Interesting, never really thought about that.

Cuz she is hot and cute at the same time?

EHHHH! Good thing, but pretty much what I expect anyway.

Cuz she is smart?

EHHHHH! VERY insightful. But not a key issue in this case.

POSTS #6 & #8 PAY ATTENTION!:whip: EHHHHHHHHHHHH! (How the hell would I know?)

Because of the Old School Stockings

EHHHHHH! I am very much in the minority, but I HATE hose of any type.

Her abs!

EHHHH! But good point, I do love muscles. Hey Beer, for sure I love softies too, but where would you get the idea that I dont crave fit?

Because she's a shooter

???? A gun owner?:neutral: EHHHHHHHH.

Because she has flaming red hair?

EHHHHH. But a GOOD one.

Because she has a striking resemblance to someone you have always wanted to bone.

EHHHHHH. But that would be a very good reason if relevant.

The #1 reason is VERY specific and totally easy to find.

 

[Brad Pitt]

Because she is SHORT?

Because she has red hair?

Because she is funny, and Bear is funny, and Bear secretly wants to fuck himself?

Because she is wild, and recently Bear has felt bored?

Because she quotes from Hollander's 'The Happy Hooker' and Bear likes a literary firecracker?

Because Bear is fucking horny so why the hell not?

Because Bear's cell phone is stuck on Cupids auto-dial and Tricia is numero uno at Cupids for Bear?

Because if Brad doesn't get this frakkin prize he's gonna beat HOF up for not voting without knowing the prize first?

 

[Albino]

You want to do a Swiss Canadian.