Cougars and MILFS

[randygirl]

When does one become a cougar? Over 30? Over 40? Or is it a label that is thrust upon you when you behave in a certain way (ie, picking up a man younger than you), regardless of age?

When are you considered a MILF? If a 20 y.o has a child, is she considered a MILF?

 

[randygirl]

...deep thoughts, by randygirl. lmao

 

[Happyjoe]

According to Wikipedia, milfs usually have grown children and are between 35-55.

A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic male.

 

[randygirl]

So, Wikipedia says that you have to be over 35 AND on the hunt for a younger male to be considered a cougar, huh?

The reason I ask is because I got an email from a guy at one thirty this morning, it went like this:

subject; Hey, you available?

Message:

Hey, whats your availability like for a young stud looking to do a cougar?

and a contact number?


I was like, WTF? Punk!

 

[Happyjoe]

He sound like a jerk

btw are you looking for young stud?:he:

 

[Hardcore]

he needs a

 

[All4one]

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Randygirl are you coming to the party? I like to see how cougar you are?

 

[randygirl]

Randygirl are you coming to the party? I like to see how cougar you are?

Unfortunately, it's a bit out of my way just for a party! Logistically, I wouldn't want to deal with accommodations and making my way there and back.

I do wish everyone a great time, though. It looks like I'll be sitting this one out.

p.s. I believe I don't look a bit like a cougar. Whatever it is they look like!

 

[All4one]

Unfortunately, it's a bit out of my way just for a party! Logistically, I wouldn't want to deal with accommodations and making my way there and back.

I do wish everyone a great time, though. It looks like I'll be sitting this one out.

p.s. I believe I don't look a bit like a cougar. Whatever it is they look like!

I will have extra empty space in my bed at the hotel room after the party

 

[randygirl]

I will have extra empty space in my bed at the hotel room after the party

Will you also pick me up at my house and drive me there? And back?
(Really, I'm not interested in driving to Toronto...it's a long drive! And a long drive back possibly with a hangover, most likely being very tired.)

King, you are so right! Case in point, huh? The thing is, it's not because he's young that I won't see him...it's because he's a disrespectful douche bag. I refused an older man today too, who said "Don't be a bitch all your life, let's hook up." Like I said, assholes come in every age bracket.

 

[HOF]

My thoughts are

1. 40 plus= cougar
2. 30-39 = puma "cougar in training"

Milk could be 20 to 50, maybe even older. Mom I'd like to F---; no age discrimination! LOL

 

[forestgrumpy]

My thoughts are

1. 40 plus= cougar
2. 30-39 = puma "cougar in training"

Milk could be 20 to 50, maybe even older. Mom I'd like to F---; no age discrimination! LOL

Too much time on your hand Hof.:na:

 

[lagavulin]

When does one become a cougar? Over 30? Over 40? Or is it a label that is thrust upon you when you behave in a certain way (ie, picking up a man younger than you), regardless of age?

When are you considered a MILF? If a 20 y.o has a child, is she considered a MILF?

What's in a name ?

I should take a road trip to Sudbury since the G20 is destroying any possibility of working downtown and the court is going to be closed except for emergency motions.

 

[randygirl]

Well, I got a reply to my reply to him. lol

I said, "I'm not available for that because I am not a cougar. Find a provider over 40 if that's what you're looking for."

He wrote back, "I used the wrong word, I meant someone older than me, sorry. lol"

:tongue:

I replied, "I cater strictly to an older clientele. You should still find someone else."

Expect a thread soon about "why SPs only see older men".

haha

 

[j]

My thoughts are

1. 40 plus= cougar
2. 30-39 = puma "cougar in training"

Milk could be 20 to 50, maybe even older. Mom I'd like to F---; no age discrimination! LOL

I have to say that MILF has to be older than 20. A 20-30 year old mum can be a "yummy mummy". It has to do with perspective:

1. Cougar is the older woman seeking younger men. It usually is not used for sps, I would think, because few sps advertise that they are only looking for young clients.

2. MILF is from the perspective of the client. It would mean she needs to be 35-45, usually, and remind him of the mother of his best friend when they were younger teenagers, say 14-17 (pre sexually active). She would be sexually attractive (but unavailable). A lot of mature sps like the MILF term, because it signifies a particular age range.

I don't think it is suitable for 20ish mums, because it is unlikely her children are old enough to have friends that find her sexually attractive lol. Using the Yummy Mummy title is to appeal to the friends of her SO lol, and more along the lines of Yes, I just had a baby, but I look damn good. Yummy mummy is best for sps who have kids under 5, imo.

I think all the terms are great, but there are certain expectations for some of them, and like GFE cause confusion when used out of context.

 

[Friend of Greekster]

After a MILF then there is the GILF and then there is what is called a cheetah.

A hot old woman with lots of "Age spots"