Create a truthful bio when you sign up to a dating site.

[Prick]

I am 50, look like 60. Have money but you can't have it.
Have a personality but can't tell you about it.
I fart and snore without warnings.
Don't ask me to sleep over. Don't ask why.

What to bang WOMEN only that are nymphomaniacs for free.

 

[Nabisco]

I can't spend money on you but can split the bills.

 

[God]

I like to Pina Coladas.

 

[Fuj]

Divorced man looking for a soulmate.


































































Or any woman that will date me.

 

[Thomas Crown]

Broke ass middle aged looser with more baggage than the cargo hold of a 747 looking for love or best offer

 

[peace]

Broke ass middle aged looser with more baggage than the cargo hold of a 747 looking for love or best offer

nit bad

 

[DannyDevito]

I have money.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

I have some money and I plan on spending it all.
I want to fuck young hot women for free.
I want you to go home at night, you can't sleep over.
I want to fuck anyone that want if I choose and perhaps add them to our fun.
You should like anal.
You swallow.
You bring home your friends for me to fuck.

Call me.....Diabolic yeah

 

[Ted66]

I am Tarzan and looking for a submissive Jane.

 

[ShowmeThemoney]

Things that you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you're paying. Not just for me but for my wife if she shows up. And she is a drinker.

Sex isn't guaranteed after. If i'm interested i'll place my underpants on the table, fold them in three and place in your handbag.

Return them washed and we will consummate passionately. Socks must be worn during consummation. I dislike women who aren't shallow. A plus if you wear my mom's perfume and fit the void she left. I'm 6 foot and 4 inches.

Those are two measurements.

 

[ASAP]

I have some money and I plan on spending it all.
I want to fuck young hot women for free.
I want you to go home at night, you can't sleep over.
I want to fuck anyone that want if I choose and perhaps add them to our fun.
You should like anal.
You swallow.
You bring home your friends for me to fuck.

Call me.....Diabolic yeah

I have to borrow those lines.

 

[JJ Mitchell]

..

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I could never understand why anyone would post fake information on a profile, if they actually planned to meet someone in person. It's like saying "Hi, I've been lying about everything up to now, but I promise to tell the truth from now on, really I do".

It sounds like the kind of thing someone would do, if they have so much time to waste that they have to waste other people's, in addition to their own. To me, that's a lose-lose situation for guys who are committed to remaining virgins forever, like this swag fag:




And they wonder why the classy Escorts have a minimum age of 30+ these days. Live and don't learn, young 'uns.