Customer Fined $500 for Swallowing Human Toe in Canadian Bar

[oldguyzer]

An American man was fined $500 Saturday night after he swallowed a beloved human toe belonging to a Canadian bar.


The Downtown Hotel in Dawson City, Yukon apparently has a “famous Dawson City tradition” which involves drinking a shot of Yukon Gold whiskey with a withered old toe inside. In order to properly enjoy the “Sourtoe Cocktail,” the customer must touch their lips to the toe, which has been dehydrated and preserved in salt. To prevent theft or swallowing, the bar established a $500 fine.

https://gawker.com/customer-fined-500-for-swallowing-human-toe-in-canadia-1210567000

 

[Madman]

YUK, all of a sudden I don't feel like breakfast.

 

[User-E]

The weird thing is, when someone does swallow (or steal) the toe, they say they have no problem coming up with more of them. How does that happen??

 

[Wanker]

eeew :SayWhat?:

 

[Boing]

eeew :SayWhat?:

 

[SillyGirl]

 

[MEAT]

:no:

 

[Goodfella]

But why :unknw:

 

[Admiral]

Glad I didn't see this one this morning.

 

[Transient]

But why :unknw:

You have anything to do with that toe being off a foot?

 

[Tourist]

I have done this. Before you can take the drink there is a contract that you must sign. It was a frostbitten toe preserved in salt and before you drink the bartender will say; Drink it fast or drink it slow, either way your lips must touch the toe. Then you receive a certificate stating that you have consumed a sourtoe cocktail.




BTW not my certificate.

 

[User-E]

I have done this. Before you can take the drink there is a contract that you must sign. It was a frostbitten toe preserved in salt and before you drink the bartender will say; Drink it fast or drink it slow, either way your lips must touch the toe. Then you receive a certificate stating that you have consumed a sourtoe cocktail.




BTW not my certificate.

Frostbite! Now we know where they get the toes from.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I have done this. Before you can take the drink there is a contract that you must sign. It was a frostbitten toe preserved in salt and before you drink the bartender will say; Drink it fast or drink it slow, either way your lips must touch the toe. Then you receive a certificate stating that you have consumed a sourtoe cocktail.

Have you considered therapy?

 

[Madman]

I'lll stick with my Guinness!

 

[Tourist]

Have you considered therapy?

They keep rejecting me, saying I'm a lost cause.

 

[Guido]

They keep rejecting me, saying I'm a lost cause.

I know the feeling, Dr. Bernstein won't answer my calls anymore.