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Dear 28 year old Bloke I just fucked.....

Anneliese

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Despite vowing to myself never to fuck a Bloke in his 20's ever again, I stupidly caved and invited you over to play. I allowed myself to be taken with your cute face, and tall and buff physique..... stupid woman. So I am kicking myself now for thinking that this lame fuck experience would be any different from the ones I had previously with your fellow generational gents. To say the experience was disappointing is putting it mildly, I have had far better masturbation sessions than the self-centered encounter we unfortunately engaged in. Here is a lesson in anatomy.... I have a pussy, and at the top of my pussy is my clitoris.... it likes to be licked, alot, for a long time.... and although it is nice to be fingerfucked, the 2 min finger fucking effort you gave me does not constitute a satisfactory effort on your part with respect to fulfilling my considerable vulva stimulation needs. Especially as I gave you 2 blowjobs and 2 CIMWS this evening..... the last one seeing your eyes roll into the back of your head as you shot your load down my throat. Now if you recall, I made a point of asking you if you ate pussy and if you knew how to navigate your way around down there as I am well aware that some men are directionally challenged when seeking out the clitoris in the vaginal typography. You assured me you did.... you are a lying bastard I have surmised, and although the doggie pussy pounding you gave me was nice, 5 mins of fucking and then cumming left me unbelievable annoyed, and along with your failure to DATY also left me incredibly frustated. So you are the last 20 year old lame fuck I will engage in my friend.... I am officially done with you and your generation. And I know I told you that the sex was great, loved your cock and yes it would be great to get together again, the truth is I lied, and have blocked your number. Don't call or text me ever again and might I suggest you take a course in oral vulvar stimulation. Because expecting to receive one and not do the other is the height of selfish and ignorant behaviour.... you have a lot of sexual growth to develop and I have neither the will nor patience to see that come to pass.... I shall be sticking with men my own age or older from now on who have learned a thing or two about courtesy, giving, and how to properly stimulate a woman..... something you have yet to figure out. And I shall stay resolute in my resolve to avoid your generation in the near future regardless of how flattering it may be to be hit on, because quality of experience is infinitely better than quantity, of that I am absolutely certain, and now even more so. ;)
 
Heh-heh, 20-year old starfish? How surprising. :LMAO:

I don't think it's 20-year olds necessarily that's the problem here, I think it's just this generation, I recall I was an expert at pussy-licking well before I reached this dufus's 28 years of age. But when I was in my 20's, it was considerably harder to convince a girl to give you a blowjob, without some commitment (like going "steady", aww, how quaint). Nowadays, it looks like they all do it, no commitment necessary. In some ways, I wish I were a 20 year old today, but I also think because they get it so much easier these days, they develop bad habits. That's equally true of 20-something girls, as it is for 20-something guys.

The girls get used to having guys who can get hard just by looking at their tits. Then these girls think it's easy to get all guys off, in the same way, and they become adult entertainers, and don't know the slightest thing about eroticism. Then they're all surprised that they actually have to do some work to get older guys hard, beyond just nothing. I avoid any girls advertising herself as "21" at all costs, as that usually means that they're shit at their job.

In the meantime, 20-something guys think, after watching a few hundred porn videos before they're even in puberty, that all you have to do get a girl horny is to pound her in the pussy or in the ass, and that's it. Foreplay? Never heard of it, which porn category is that?

I think the Millenials generation is just a very selfish generation overall, that's all.
 
You see my dear, you need a madman who can lick like it is the last clitty left in the entire world. :biggrin2: just sayin....


Love the post, awesome just awesome.
 
Can you guys and girls paraphrase please. My eyes are too old to read this plus I can't find my glasses.
 
Anneliese said:
Despite vowing to myself never to fuck a Bloke in his 20's ever again, I stupidly caved and invited you over to play. I allowed myself to be taken with your cute face, and tall and buff physique..... stupid woman. So I am kicking myself now for thinking that this lame fuck experience would be any different from the ones I had previously with your fellow generational gents. To say the experience was disappointing is putting it mildly, I have had far better masturbation sessions than the self-centered encounter we unfortunately engaged in. Here is a lesson in anatomy.... I have a pussy, and at the top of my pussy is my clitoris.... it likes to be licked, alot, for a long time.... and although it is nice to be fingerfucked, the 2 min finger fucking effort you gave me does not constitute a satisfactory effort on your part with respect to fulfilling my considerable vulva stimulation needs. Especially as I gave you 2 blowjobs and 2 CIMWS this evening..... the last one seeing your eyes roll into the back of your head as you shot your load down my throat. Now if you recall, I made a point of asking you if you ate pussy and if you knew how to navigate your way around down there as I am well aware that some men are directionally challenged when seeking out the clitoris in the vaginal typography. You assured me you did.... you are a lying bastard I have surmised, and although the doggie pussy pounding you gave me was nice, 5 mins of fucking and then cumming left me unbelievable annoyed, and along with your failure to DATY also left me incredibly frustated. So you are the last 20 year old lame fuck I will engage in my friend.... I am officially done with you and your generation. And I know I told you that the sex was great, loved your cock and yes it would be great to get together again, the truth is I lied, and have blocked your number. Don't call or text me ever again and might I suggest you take a course in oral vulvar stimulation. Because expecting to receive one and not do the other is the height of selfish and ignorant behaviour.... you have a lot of sexual growth to develop and I have neither the will nor patience to see that come to pass.... I shall be sticking with men my own age or older from now on who have learned a thing or two about courtesy, giving, and how to properly stimulate a woman..... something you have yet to figure out. And I shall stay resolute in my resolve to avoid your generation in the near future regardless of how flattering it may be to be hit on, because quality of experience is infinitely better than quantity, of that I am absolutely certain, and now even more so. ;)
It wasnt me.:biggrin2: I am older.
 
God said:
Can you guys and girls paraphrase please. My eyes are too old to read this plus I can't find my glasses.

Dear God this is my prayer,
save me from 20 year old young men who don't lick pussy during sex, and give me the strength to resist their cute faces and muscular physiques. Keep me ever mindful that the quality of the sex is more important than the quantity, and send me an older sexy gentlemen to lick my clit and pound my pussy regularly if you please, as I would be ever so grateful....

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit

AMEN.
 
Anneliese said:
I have a pussy, and at the top of my pussy is my clitoris.... it likes to be licked, alot, for a long time.... and although it is nice to be fingerfucked, the 2 min finger fucking effort you gave me does not constitute a satisfactory effort on your part with respect to fulfilling my considerable vulva stimulation needs. Especially as I gave you 2 blowjobs and 2 CIMWS this evening..... the last one seeing your eyes roll into the back of your head as you shot your load down my throat. Now if you recall, I made a point of asking you if you ate pussy
I'm not 28, can you fuck me next ? :wink2:
 
Leopard2 said:
I'm not 28, can you fuck me next ? :wink2:

Anneliese, from another woman who doesn't see twenty somethings, I can assure you that Leopard2 is a licker of par excellence!
 
I have the stamina of a 28 year old and can last like a 50 year old.

:shout:
 
Kinda reminds me of some 20-something year old women I've had sex with. Some just lie there and let me do all the work. Most think a bj is just bobbin your head up and down with your mouth open. And most have no idea how to move in CG. I'm sue I was even more clueless when I was younger though! Sex does get better with age.
 
ERecTile said:
Kinda reminds me of some 20-something year old women I've had sex with. Some just lie there and let me do all the work. Most think a bj is just bobbin your head up and down with your mouth open. And most have no idea how to move in CG. I'm sue I was even more clueless when I was younger though! Sex does get better with age.

This is sooo true.
 
Update:

Whatsapp message from 28 year old going on about how great the the shower play and blowjobs were. ( I am a bj queen, it is my particular skill....) And my response was " I give amazing bjs, but you however suck at licking pussy..." There was a good 15 min texting silence after that truth bomb and then a "ha ha, I know.... I'm sorry" I then asked if he knew what to do and if he needed me to teach him..... He said " Teach me then." So from there I gave him a play by play of all the things he needs to improve on.... longer fucking time, more positions, licking pussy and how, learning how to kiss, less jock energy, more sensuality.... I made a long list for him and so we shall see if he comes back for his tutorial sessions... still haven't decided if it is worth my time putting in the effort to train.... but just being forthright with the guy felt very cathartic.... The dude needed to hear it.
 
Prim0 said:
If I were him (at that age), I'd probably just be thinking....good, more sex! If he's smart he'll take heed of your advice and work to improve his technique. The hotter you get a woman the more fun the times are going to be!
Yup! It happened to me one time before....I was 15/16 years old and had an older woman teaching me everything (except the full intercourse) and i am forever grateful.
 
Madman said:
I wish I had a teach like Anneliese:sorry2:

I bet you would be my best student.... A++ with an Excellent for effort.....
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peace said:
Yup! It happened to me one time before....I was 15/16 years old and had an older woman teaching me everything (except the full intercourse) and i am forever grateful.

That would've been one of my early fantasies, to get taught by an older woman.
 
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