Dear Cock

[Blank_Dave]

Dear Cock;

Sorry for having had friends who thougth this was funny

Groin-Punch ‘Game’ Not Cool

No wonder you don't work right.

 

[Bubba]

Dear Cock;

Sorry for having had friends who thougth this was funny

Groin-Punch ‘Game’ Not Cool

No wonder you don't work right.

You got hit in the nuts when you were young

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Dear Cock;

Sorry for having had friends who thougth this was funny

Groin-Punch ‘Game’ Not Cool

No wonder you don't work right.

Isn't that a scene from "OW! MY BALLS!" ???

 

[Blank_Dave]

You got hit in the nuts when you were young

While I'm sure everyone here at one point or another have been deliberately nutted in their youth, as well as repeatedly accidentally nutted, the one guy tried to make it a daily ritual. I don't recall it, but apparently I did get taken to the hospital after one incident.

 

[HOF]

Dear Cock,

Thanks for never letting me down!

 

[HOF]

Dear Cock,

Thanks for always (maybe not always) leading me in the right direction!

Except for 6 times, you've been bang on and two were 3 were civilians, one I married and divorced, one was my former lawyers assistant and she never heard of bush trimming and one was a woodchuck. The other 3 aren't worth even mentioning.

 

[Massimo]

Dear Cock,

Thanks for always (maybe not always) leading me in the right direction!

Except for 6 times, you've been bang on and two were 3 were civilians, one I married and divorced, one was my former lawyers assistant and she never heard of bush trimming and one was a woodchuck. The other 3 aren't worth even mentioning.

I want to hear about the other 3.

 

[Blank_Dave]

I want to hear about the other 3.

 

[HOF]

Dear Penis,


Ten years later and Cameron, Christina & Selma are still singing your praise! Thank you wingman!

 

[HOF]

Damn, you're on the right track!

 

[Mel Lastman]

Damn, you're on the right track!

Scares the F.... of me.

 

[Italiana]

Dear Penis;

Without you I would have never been born. You have meaning in my life ♥ I am (not) sorry that I have called you many names and I have beaten you up (and down) many times and we have always gotten back together again. I will always love you (unless you sleep with my sister/my mother/my best friends) We are soul mates ;-)

Sincerely
(whichever name you want me to be)
xoxoxo♥

 

[Italiana]

Dear Penis,


Ten years later and Cameron, Christina & Selma are still singing your praise! Thank you wingman!

TOTALLY one of my favorite movies!!!

 

[Ang]

Dear Cock,

Why the fuck did you have to get in the way when I was zipping up my pants on Friday? :shout:

 

[Heavyduty]

Dear cock:

What would I ever would have done without your existence.

 

[Dave - WebGuy]

Dear Cock,

I know that you must be feeling neglected lately. It's nothing personal.

 

[SillyGirl]

Dear Cock,

My life would be a lot simpler if I didn't love you so much.

Sometimes I hate you for that.

 

[HOF]

Dear Cock,

You've had more ass than a toilet seat in the ladies room!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I need you. Enough said.

Yours truly, madly, deeply,
Obsessed.

I'll check his schedule and get back to you.

 

[HOF]

Deer Cock!

No fuggin' way!:rofl!: