Dear Diary

[Butch]

Yesterday I slept with a woman twice my age and I loved it.

 

[BEER]

Dear Diary:

Yesterday I drank 12 beers and I loved it :spiteful:

 

[Lou Siffer]

Dear Diary:

Yesterday I slept with a woman half my age and it was the same as the day before, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day...........

 

[papasmerf]

 

[Bubba]

Dear Diary yesterday I lost both my football bets.

I will retire from gambling.

 

[Wanker]

Dear diary:

I keep looking at my secretary's cleavage. I may have to give her a raise.

 

[Ang]

Dear Diary, yesterday I had to rub one out because my wife wasn't around :shocking:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Dear Diary: Younger chicks seem to like greek more than older.

 

[Chucky]

Dear Diary:

I have to stop sleeping with the last woman standing when I go to bars.

 

[-b]

Dear Diary:

I have decide to say goodbye to the old and hello to the new in GF......:heart:
Love hurts but life is short......