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Dear Netflix.

Nothingtodo

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Thought I would copy the dear Porn thread.


Dear Netflix:

Thank you for the entire run of the Larry Sanders show. That was very nice of you. Thank you also for your growing assortment of mainstream movies wit explicit insimulated sex.

Your devoted friend

Me :happy:
 
I signed up for their free month and didn't watch a single thing. I found all their content to be old and third rate actually.....

Kind of like Rogers Ondemand online service.....fine if you want to watch 5 yr old episodes of various programs. The thing that kills me about all these ondemand services is that for any older classics that you'd like to watch, they are still charging $6.00 and up and they aren't even in HD. Heck, for less than that price I could buy the dvd, watch it, then trade it in for $3.00
 
Dear Netflix:

I am aware of your existence. Stop mailing me shit and stop popping up on my computer screen.
 
Dear Netflix:

Quit starting and stopping while I am trying to watch a movie.
 
I signed up for their free month and didn't watch a single thing. I found all their content to be old and third rate actually.....

Kind of like Rogers Ondemand online service.....fine if you want to watch 5 yr old episodes of various programs. The thing that kills me about all these ondemand services is that for any older classics that you'd like to watch, they are still charging $6.00 and up and they aren't even in HD. Heck, for less than that price I could buy the dvd, watch it, then trade it in for $3.00

Believe it or not, it accounts for something like a quarter of all internet traffic in North America.
 
Dear Netflix,

Yes I know I have your cheap ass rental plan because I don't watch a lot of movies. But do you have to tease me by allowing me to make selections for my queue and THEN tell me they are not available with my plan?? Talk about bait and switch...

And no, I have no plans to upgrade. And yes, if you fuck with me any more I will drop you like a hot potato.

Have a nice day.
 
Why pay, search a little and free you shall find. It's all available for free but I will not publicly post the url address, authorities search to shut the sites down.
 
Dear Netflix Canada,

You have to be a true movie lover to pay even your measly $8 a month to watch mostly obscure B movies from the 80's and 90's. Can you please reward this dedicated customer by adding perhaps EVERY movie in a series instead of just randomly picking one or, if I'm so lucky, two from such series? I would also be so grateful if you'd even add just a few blockbuster movies from a decade ago, doesn't have to be a current blockbuster. After all, we are all aware we have to settle for much less being here in Canada.

Thank you!

P.S. I absolutely adore that I can effortlessly switch watching you from one device to another! So sexy! :)
 
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