Dear porn:

[PonkPecker]

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to break up with you. We had a pretty good run, but we've stagnated the last few years. I want other things, and you're not willing to change.

We can still be friends, but I want you know that it's not me, it's you.

You can pick up your classic-rock-radio-station in the background tomorrow when I'm at work. Yes, I know I don't go to work. You knew what I meant.
​

 

[Tyrell]

I thought I was the only one that didn't have a relationship with porn. I don't feel so alone now :frown:

 

[Curly]

Dear Porn,

Can everybody just slow down and wipe their asses before the DP scene? Is that so much to ask? And maybe some clean white socks now and then.
​

 

[Wanker]

Dear Porn: I like my porn with dirty talk but since none of your actors are able fuck and talk at the same time, you should record real dirty talk and use it like a laugh track.​

 

[T. Bone]

They have women in porn that have your wonderful boobs and tantalizing curves. So I don't wanna quit it.

The stress relief I derive from such voluptuousity captured in lustful motion is something I can't quantify.​

 

[BOOM]

Hi all together
I have found this new Pornsite on the Web. There are over 140000 free Videos and you can change the style of the site that you want thats very cool.

​

 

[Boing]

Dear porn,
My complaint is that I have to look through way too many videos just to get to a good one. Your little ratings to the side do not help me. It is simply too time intensive. I will not leave you forever. You know I am way too perverted for that. I will threaten to take another sabbatical.​

 

[BEER]

Dear porn


Can you stop giving my computer viruses.

 

[SillyGirl]

Dear Porn:

You are best with multiple girls, on the bigscreen, with the sound muted and the sex mix playing.

 

[Nova5]

Hi all together
I have found this new Pornsite on the Web. There are over 140000 free Videos and you can change the style of the site that you want thats very cool.

​

Try: https://www.cliphunter.com/

 

[Baldo]

Try: https://www.cliphunter.com/

Thanks boys, I mean men :tongue:

 

[peace]

Dear Porn,

It's difficult to masturbate when you keeping freezing and can you please tell your buddy, livejasmin.com to leave me alone.....

 

[Madman]

The history on porn

 

[Macho Man]

Am I the only member on this board that watches Hentai?.

 

[Macho Man]

Hentai? Have you ever watched Henwei?

Wise guy :whip:

 

[Porn]

Please don't leave me.

I'm so lonely and I love you all.

Your friend, Porn.

 

[Arthur]

Dear porn:

Thanks for being you.

 

[Stoner]

Dear porn:

I will never break up with you. May delete you a few times but will always come back for more.

 

[PokerFace]

Dear porn.

You are overrated.

 

[Frank Zappa]

Dear porn. Practice safe sex.