Did I ever tell you???....too funny

[Ang]

One night the Mrs. & I were getting ready for some oral....put the kids to bed about an hour previous

I went to the bathroom to give it a little wash over the sink, and all of a sudden my 9 year old is in the hallway....I quickly cover it with the towel

She said "Daddy what are you doing?"

I said "I'm washing my hands"

She said "with your weiner?"

My wife was ROTFLHFGO!!!!!

 

[SillyGirl]

One night the Mrs. & I were getting ready for some oral....put the kids to bed about an hour previous

I went to the bathroom to give it a little wash over the sink, and all of a sudden my 9 year old is in the hallway....I quickly cover it with the towel

She said "Daddy what are you doing?"

I said "I'm washing my hands"

She said "with your weiner?"

My wife was ROTFLHFGO!!!!!

 

[Cycleguy007]

That's why you should always take a PROPER shower ang! (Behind a LOCKED bathroom door!) :shock:

At least you didn't need a very big towel...

 

[Ang]

That's why you should always take a PROPER shower ang! (Behind a LOCKED bathroom door!) :shock:

At least you didn't need a very big towel...

Bastid:grrrrrr:...you're just jealous

 

[Bill The Pirate]

I love stuff like that... my sisters kid came in and said...... can I say a bad word?
Mom says to her.... hmm what letter does it start with?
the kid says ... the letter S
so mom thinks .. how bad can it be? and says Yes go ahead, as long as you are using the word to learn something

so, the kids says I just heard daddy say ..... FUCK.

She was enrolled in extra spelling classes the next day.

 

[Dan]

That's hillarious but Ang did you get the oral later?

 

[RAWD]

Ang, hate to break it to you but...

Your daughter's entire school knows about your hygiene habits now....

 

[Ang]

That's hillarious but Ang did you get the oral later?

Take a wild guess...took her a while to stop laughing though

oddball

Was your wife laughing before or after you told her the story? :neutral:
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Pencilneck:grrrrrr:

RAWD

Ang, hate to break it to you but...

Your daughter's entire school knows about your hygiene habits now....
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LOL...no doubt, especially with her

 

[Ang]

Don't listen to them ang...you should be proud of whatever you have...no matter how small it is.

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