Difference between Irish and Scottish

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My mind works weird...I went from Flogging to Flogging Molly

ended up with the Difference between Irish and Scottish....:LMAO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94QEPD_p384

 

[Boing]

:biggrin2:

 

[DonCorleo]

Funky & Music

 

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. [/SIZE][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought £250 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." [/SIZE][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" [/SIZE][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. [/SIZE][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]"Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. [/SIZE][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]"Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"[/SIZE]

 

[Butch]

[SIZE=-1]An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought £250 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]"Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]"Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"[/SIZE]

:LMAO:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Blissful, that's like asking the difference between a Guido and a Madman, wtf??:LMAO:

 

[jackaubrey]

Being Irish I can safely say the Scottish have an odd accent.

 

[Cybermike]

Being Irish I can safely say the Scottish have an odd accent.

LOL, no shit. :biggrin2:

 

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An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball on the tee, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no undies. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any!"

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and Says, "Well, fer the love 'O Jesus, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

 

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman.
Englishman. "When I make love to my wife, I kiss her neck and she lifts one foot off the ground"
Irishman. "When I make love to my wife, I kiss her breasts and she lifts three feet off the ground"
Scotsman. "That's nothing, when I make love to my wife, I get up and wipe my cock on the curtains and she goes through the roof"