Differences

[-b]

I like being Bi. I can sample each menu.

With guys I know it over in a matter of minutes, maybe an hour.
With a woman, OMG we can go for hours, I think the longest I have gone is 3 hours and she would have kept going.LOL

With guys when done they turn over and sleep, which means I can do other things.
With women they want to talk and hug and talk and hug, which is lovely when I am in the mood..HHmmm, I multi-task too much.

With guys they romance you.....yes, get the right one, it feels good.
With women they want me to be the romantic one, which I enjoy too.

With guys there is also a wanting of annal which to me a NO NO, go get an escort who does that...
With women, I am not worried waking up in the middle of the night with something going up there....

With guys the smell up the bathroom..
With women they run water as they throw up their meal because they do not want to gain weight.

Guys, you can't lick their toes, not clean.....
Women......yummy....yummy.......

:tongue:

 

[Smooth]

With guys I know it over in a matter of minutes, maybe an hour.

No way an hour, Who can hold on for so long?.

 

[Macho Man]

There is the key. Sometimes one just doesn't want on need this.

"With women they want to talk and hug and talk and hug, which is lovely when I am in the mood.."

 

[Helen]

I replied, just making sure I am doing it right.

 

[Butch]

Women......yummy....yummy.......

:tongue:

Very Yummy arty:

I love women too.

 

[Chunky]

Give it to them girl. Women rules.

 

[tboy]

With guys I know it over in a matter of minutes, maybe an hour.

No way an hour, Who can hold on for so long?.

obviously not you lol.....

 

[Insertion]

I like being Bi. I can sample each menu.

With guys I know it over in a matter of minutes, maybe an hour.
With a woman, OMG we can go for hours, I think the longest I have gone is 3 hours and she would have kept going.LOL

With guys when done they turn over and sleep, which means I can do other things.
With women they want to talk and hug and talk and hug, which is lovely when I am in the mood..HHmmm, I multi-task too much.

With guys they romance you.....yes, get the right one, it feels good.
With women they want me to be the romantic one, which I enjoy too.

With guys there is also a wanting of annal which to me a NO NO, go get an escort who does that...
With women, I am not worried waking up in the middle of the night with something going up there....

With guys the smell up the bathroom..
With women they run water as they throw up their meal because they do not want to gain weight.

Guys, you can't lick their toes, not clean.....
Women......yummy....yummy.......

:tongue:

Women don't smell up the washroom :shock: :neutral:

 

[tboy]

Women don't smell up the washroom :shock: :neutral:

obviously her nasal passages are in denile lol....I've known my fair share of women who can peel the tiles off the walls and one time I had to call in a hazmat team......

"With women they run water as they throw up their meal because they do not want to gain weight."

oh man, I have a zinger related to that!

(and you all say I don't ever keep my mouth shut lol.......)

 

[jumpingjackflash]

obviously her nasal passages are in denile lol....I've known my fair share of women who can peel the tiles off the walls and one time I had to call in a hazmat team......

"With women they run water as they throw up their meal because they do not want to gain weight."

oh man, I have a zinger related to that!

(and you all say I don't ever keep my mouth shut lol.......)

LMFFAO

 

[-b]

With a guy show any emotion and they are out of there before you know it.
With a woman show any emotion and both your mascaras are running

With a guy when you go to the gym the work out finishes on the gym floor
With a woman when at the gym the work out can continue right into the shower.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

obviously her nasal passages are in denile lol....I've known my fair share of women who can peel the tiles off the walls and one time I had to call in a hazmat team......

"With women they run water as they throw up their meal because they do not want to gain weight."

oh man, I have a zinger related to that!

(and you all say I don't ever keep my mouth shut lol.......)

Let er fly, your reputation depends on it,lol.

 

[Auggie]

I don't think Blissful likes men anymore, it's time to hand in her "bi" membership. :he:

 

[tboy]

I don't think Blissful likes men anymore, it's time to hand in her "bi" membership. :he:

did she ever? (like them I mean)

 

[-b]

I don't think Blissful likes men anymore, it's time to hand in her "bi" membership. :he:

Auggie when I am back into men you will be the first one I can.:tongue: Oh, to take me out to find a real man.:666:

 

[Auggie]

You'll be begging for more of lil Auggie once you've had a taste. arty:

 

[tboy]

Auggie when I am back into men you will be the first one I can.:tongue: Oh, to take me out to find a real man.:666:

the first one you can....what?

 

[Blank_Dave]

I counter with...

I like being...what the fuck ever I am, because....

Sure I'm not getting laid, but I"m not having to put up with other people's shit.

 

[tboy]

One difference Bliss forgot to mention here is the fact that (in a relationship) women have no problem justifying their spending yet when the husband wants to purchase something, he gets grief.

For example: a buddy of mine up here wanted (really wanted) to buy my bike. I said "so do it". No, the wife would kill me. I said to him "but aren't you the breadwinner? Didn't she just decide to quit her job and go back to school in another province while you stayed here to pay for everything? Didn't she just decide to spend thousands on this schooling"?

Yeah but......he said.

 

[tboy]

You would think all those decisions were made together. If not, his bad. If she's deciding his life for him...well...I think your friend has to learn to stand up for himself.

No shit and even IF they were made together, the costs, schooling etc directly benefit the wife. But really, this isn't the first time I've heard stuff like this.......another example is a couple I knew in the city. They had a wedding to go to so wifey HAD to buy a new dress, and of course, shoes to match. Hubby wanted to buy a new dewalt drill kit, ahem, of course they couldn't afford it.....