Distraught!!

[jumpingjackflash]

Check your PM's if you don't believe me... :tongue:

Careful opening your message Barb, something might pop out at you.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Careful opening your message Barb, something might pop out at you.

LMFAO!!

Not THAT kinda pic silly! (although they DO exist... but for a VERY select audience! :gasp: uch:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Maurice I shall make you a deal what do you say? Since you infer what a perfect specimen you are based on your posting history, one is led to believe that you work out regularly and eat right therefor have a phenomenal body for what I gather a man somewhere between the ages of 35-45.

Tboy I gather is a slim middle aged gentleman and Cycleguy also a middle aged gentlemen weighing in at a 158 lb. lean muscular machine.

Here is my deal, you, Tboy and Cycleguy all post a pic of yourselves with a current newspaper in hand. Show us gals how it's done and we will have no choice but to follow suit or be labelled all mouth no action BUT until you can provide us with these pics, BOYS YOU HAVE NO BALLS!!:neutral:

Let me get this straight. You make all these claims and we call you out on it. Then you want to see us semi naked to see what we look like?

That's a head shaker for sure,lol.

When I get back into town and on my own computer with my camera however I will most likely oblige just to call your bluff.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

First off, I was really just joking about the G on G pics... (Girl on girl is kinda my thing... my kryptonite if you will- ask around... if you don't believe me.)

Secondly, I have NEVER backed down from a challenge. My pics are scattered all over this site. Some with my wife, some with my wife and her GF... and some just solo, (in LiveSTRONG gear... NATCH! ).

I am 46 yrs old. (Most say I look late 30's) so yes, middle aged. I weigh myself every morning after I shower... I have been hovering around 158- 160 for last couple weeks or so... a product of my latest exercise regiment I suspect... I'm 5'11" (and change...) so yes, at THAT weight and THAT height... very lean... Mrs. CG actually said I was skinny the other day. I corrected her and said "fit"!

Check your PM's if you don't believe me... :tongue:

Your narcissism hasn't changed`I see.lol.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Your narcissism hasn't changed`I see.lol.

Says the one who "talks the talk", but never (to my knowledge anyway...) "walked the walk"... :roll:

HAGN Bosco... I'm outta here. :go:

 

[God]

Let me get this straight. You make all these claims and we call you out on it. Then you want to see us semi naked to see what we look like?

That's a head shaker for sure,lol.

When I get back into town and on my own computer with my camera however I will most likely oblige just to call your bluff.

Send me a link so I will be able to watch. :intello:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Send me a link so I will be able to watch. :intello:

Why would God need a link, I was under the impression God sees all?? WTF??

 

[God]

Why would God need a link, I was under the impression God sees all?? WTF??

I do but for some reason my swagger goes out the window once I log on to here.

 

[Albino]

I do but for some reason my swagger goes out the window once I log on to here.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have lusted over Barbara and Melanie in private sitting in the washroom!!

 

[tboy]

Please leave me out of this. I've never claimed to have a fabulous body, and I would never agree to post my pic on any board.

hmmm why didn't you quote barbara? she was the one who brought YOU up aka "show us girls .....and we'll have no choice...."

Ah that's right, you're still fighting over your obsession with me....

I cannot speak for the rest of the women, except maybe Melanie who I know is up for anything. I don't think you can speak for the rest of the boys either and it would take all 3 for it to work not just you, no offense intended tboy but you alone doesn't cut it. I may want Insertion thrown into the mix since he keeps asking for pics too. As for other requirements besides the newspaper I have none. Wear what you feel comfortable wearing no issues there. I'm not looking to see you naked trust me on that!

BFD, you have to start somewhere.......

 

[Auggie]

We didn't have a newspaper, but I'm one of these dudes from fyrestarter's gangbang last December. arty:

 

[a 1 player]

Jeezus! Does no one want to see what this 5'10, 240 lb., early 40's biker/teddy bear looks like. I feel so left out!:grrrrrr::grrrrrr::grrrrrr:

I may not have the body of Adonis, but I can lick the crumbs out of a Pringle's can.

 

[jiggyjiggy]

and what about me? I am over 6 ft. and weigh a whopping 175 lbs not too mention I'm hung like a horse!!

Auggie are you the chubby guy with the big sausage,
the flabby guy with the crooked wiener,
the fit dude having his pecker gobbled, or lastly
the some what fit dude with the tattoo on his chest and Fyrestarter's hand wrapped tightly around is little skinny minnie wiener??

 

[LickingGravity]

I can confirm that Melanie is not an SP. She's a lovely young woman with a very open mind and one heck of a libido.

So is she your second sexual partner then?

I 've reading this thread and it an amazing microcosm from the "you show me yours first" which dates back to kindergarten to choosing sides in a divorce and assigning blame to same Bi-sex. 17 pages of meandering that somehow holds people's attention. Cameo appearances by the aging swinger. We have everything.

I tell you what we have here ladies and gentlemen, we have the makings for a really fine reality series. I would like to play either Boston Rob ( he gets the million bucks and Amber) or Ozzie either is fine with me.

 

[Melanie]

So is she your second sexual partner then?

I tell you what we have here ladies and gentlemen, we have the makings for a really fine reality series. I would like to play either Boston Rob ( he gets the million bucks and Amber) or Ozzie either is fine with me.

Mr. Licking, no I haven't been yet although I am trying hard to be her second, I've seen her pics.

I want Kate Perry to play me please!!!

 

[Auggie]

and what about me? I am over 6 ft. and weigh a whopping 175 lbs not too mention I'm hung like a horse!!

Auggie are you the chubby guy with the big sausage,
the flabby guy with the crooked wiener,
the fit dude having his pecker gobbled, or lastly
the some what fit dude with the tattoo on his chest and Fyrestarter's hand wrapped tightly around is little skinny minnie wiener??

Yes, one of those guys! :he:

I'm fine with just being a HUBGFE witness to Barbara and Melanie's fun, someone to document the action for the naysayers among us and to spritz them with water if they get overheated. arty:

 

[Juanthepervert]

OMG, I've missed a lot. Good to be back but guys, stand on line :happy:

 

[a 1 player]

I tell you what we have here ladies and gentlemen, we have the makings for a really fine reality series.

Still doesn't shake a stick to the old iconic "I like someone for their ass" thread. Perhaps the best thread of all time. God I wish I saved it, it would have sold a million copies.

 

[tboy]

Yes, one of those guys! :he:

I'm fine with just being a HUBGFE witness to Barbara and Melanie's fun, someone to document the action for the naysayers among us and to spritz them with water if they get overheated. arty:

I was going to post be careful what you wish for because babs may end up being like that "model" of a sunshine girl today who thinks she looks like yesterday's, but in reality looks like today's GHM girl. But having said all that if you actually took part in the gang bang, you couldn't care less so.....

 

[Auggie]

It's the attitude that makes the difference, tboy - I'm game for any woman who wants to try something out of the ordinary.

Suppose Barbara is as hot as she claims and you miss out? arty: