Do you believe that God exist?

[jumpingjackflash]

Then why did I scream OH GOD when I stubbed my little toe into the bed post?

 

[Transient]

And I say GODDAMMIT! When I can't find my car keys! Why would I damn someone who doesn't exist.

 

[Admiral]

Then why do I swear at his son Jesus when plans fail?

 

[HOF]

Then why did I scream OH GOD when I stubbed my little toe into the bed post?

Because it was faster then saying, "Holy fucking shit, I think that I might have broken my fucking toe!"

 

[Pullmyfinger]

I must stop say God almighty thank you for this pussy.


I mean bread.

 

[Iambad]

I must stop say God dammit.

 

[dreamblade]

"Nothing is created, nothing is destroyed"
-Antoine Lavoisier

 

[Analme]

"Nothing is created, nothing is destroyed"
-Antoine Lavoisier

"Life is like a bowl of cherries"
-Erma Bombeck :biggrin2:

"and sometimes we end up with the pit"

-Analme:rofl!:

 

[Senor Gomes]

God likes to do Mexican.

 

[BigBoner]

Soon you guys will be telling me God is white.

 

[McGuinty]

Soon you guys will be telling me God is white.

But he is.

 

[Dan]

Gentlemen, in my opinion it is not in good taste to mock what we do not understand.

HAHAHAHAHA, I trying to beat BAZO to the punch!

 

[Baz]

Gentlemen, in my opinion it is not in good taste to mock what we do not understand.

HAHAHAHAHA, I trying to beat BAZO to the punch!

Thank you Dan, as you know the saying goes " imitation is the highest form of flattery". Everyone is entitled to have their own beliefs therefore I will not challenge anyone on the existing of a higher power. It all comes down to faith and that is for everyone to decide on their own possible fate.

 

[-b]

Then why did I scream OH GOD when I stubbed my little toe into the bed post?

I thought that is what you say when you are cumming....

God likes to do Mexican.

You must be happy that he is doing you....You are Proud...:YMAPPLAUSE::LMAO:

Then why do I swear at his son Jesus when plans fail?

Well we need to have a DNA to prove he is his son....I thought
he was the Holy Spirit son but Mary only knows.....Maybe he is
Senor Gomes son....or even Madman....

Hey Papa is Jesus your son......

 

[Madman]

Well we need to have a DNA to prove he is his son....I thought
he was the Holy Spirit son but Mary only knows.....Maybe he is
Senor Gomes son....or even Madman....

Hey Papa is Jesus your son......

Bless you my children!

Now go off and do my bidding and the good looking ladies only please all proceed to my special room!

 

[peace]

Special room? DO you mean The closet?

 

[Faphard]

[h=2]"God and Jesus are actually, robots built by japanese. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"[/h]

 

[bobistheowl]

This captcha from a Megaupload link in 2011 convinced me that there is a God, and He approves of digital piracy:



For those who don't understand, YHWH is the name of the Hebrew "Old Testament" God, traditionally spelled without vowels, and sometimes spelled as Yahweh. The four letters YHWH are called the tetragrammaton.

The English equivalent is Jehovah, and in the King James Bible, the tetragrammaton is translated as THE LORD.

 

[Madman]

This captcha from a Megaupload link in 2011 convinced me that there is a God, and He approves of digital piracy:



For those who don't understand, YHWH is the name of the Hebrew "Old Testament" God, traditionally spelled without vowels, and sometimes spelled as Yahweh. The four letter YHWH are called the tetragrammaton.

The English equivalent is Jehovah, and in the King James Bible, the tetragrammaton is translated as THE LORD.

Praise the LORD now where are my 40 hot nuns??

 

[peace]

and solve your constipation issues