Do you fart at work?

[papasmerf]

well I have to admit that has definitely happened ... :wink2:

OMG was that you in the elevator last night????raying:

 

[papasmerf]

I only quiff in the bedroom ... I swear

so the doors and other passengers are just a plus???

 

[peace]

Yep! ALways feel good when I rip em nice and loud...and for a long time!

 

[HOF]

Hmmmmmm

 

[Leo]

Yep! ALways feel good when I rip em nice and loud...and for a long time!

:bomb: away :no:

 

[HOF]

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[HOF]

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[HOF]

Women play battle shit too

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[RAWD]

Funny shit

 

[Dan]

I love to let them rip in night clubs and will look at guy who is attracting the ladies glare in disgust. Works everytime!

 

[HOF]

:rofl!:

One time, I farted while getting a lap dance and blamed the girl! She didn't charge me for the dances!:biggrin2:

 

[Beef Jerky]

:rofl!:

One time, I farted while getting a lap dance and blamed the girl! She didn't charge me for the dances!:biggrin2:

Cruel :no:

 

[Skipper]

Funny shit

:wink2:


Mine are also silent.

 

[Jawbone]

Women play battle shit too

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When I first saw this scene I couldn't stop laughing for hours. It's probably the reason I've never been able to rim a nice looking women.:unknw:

 

[Blank_Dave]

Sadly, I've been with a few SPs over the years that have farted on the job!

I've had that experience as well, though to be honest I found it hilarious. As for the ladies, well I think they were rather preoccupied to notice.

As for me, I'm notorious at work for farting. Especially for sneaking up on people and farting on them. And they are killers to boot.

Hell, I've even peeled them on the sales floor and blamed them on customers.

Combine a high protein diet with a messed up/slow digestive tract, you have a perfect combination for producing lots of gas.

One of my favourite incidents I let on slide on the sales floor. This mother was walking by with her baby. I see her get a WTF look on her face, and she picks the baby up and starts checking it's diaper. Poor baby had this confused look on it's face all the while.