My vehicle is named. The ride to freedom.
My mailbox is named. The shredder because most of it gets shredded.
My gas tank is named. Affordable.
My bedroom is named. The pleasure dome.
My toilet is named. The throne.
My bank book is named. Bountiful.
My fingers are named. Magical touch.
My tongue is named. The lickeneather.
My ass is named. Clean and Washed.
My tummy is called. Shrinking.
My left testicle is Rizzoli & my right testicle is Isles. Angie Harmon & Sasha Alexander.
My penis is called:
a. The greatest ride on earth.
b. The little easy and mighty sleazy.
c. The gift.
My dog Payton is nicknamed:
a. Chick magnet.
b. Pussy sniffer.
c. The pick-up artist.
