Do you own?

[Beef Jerky]

I am back with a new one.




Answer the question with a quick remark then ask another question starting with "do you know"

Do you own a stamp collection?.

 

[BEER]

No that's for pussies.

Do you own a pet?.

 

[OneEyeGuy]

No, too much work.

Do you own a home?.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Yes.

Do you own a firearm?

 

[Macho Man]

No, I might shoot myself.

Do you own a trampoline?.

 

[papasmerf]

no, I divorced her.


Do you own Beer?

 

[BEER]

no, I divorced her.


Do you own Beer?

Maurice told me that I can't own it :sorry:


Do you own a ferrari?

 

[Swagger]

No, i am too cheap.


Do you own a cat?.

 

[papasmerf]

no, I prefer beef, lamb, chicken or pork


Do you own an extension ladder??

 

[ChaosTheory]

Yes, How else am I going to do all those dynamic sexual moves I do?

Do you own Apple Stock?

 

[Roman]

I wish I did.

Do you own a vibrator?.

 

[peace]

no but Papasmerf does. :biggrin:
Do you own a business?

 

[papasmerf]

no and Peace has no business :toocool:

Do you own a fishing pole?

 

[peace]

No
Do you own a bottle of blue Viagaras?

 

[papasmerf]

nope

do you own a cordless electric drill

 

[peace]

No.
DO you own a lie detector machine?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

No.........Dumb question

Do you own life insurance

 

[Doggie]

Yes, family comes first.

Do you own winter tires?.

PS. What a waste this year :bomb:

Sorry

 

[peace]

Nope. Dont worry; it wasnt a dumb question.
Do you own any blue chip stocks? (Maurice...did this pass your "intelligent" test?)

 

[Bubba]

What was the question?

Play the game right or go home :music:

Do you own a fish tank?.