Do you remember your first date.

[Upsideup]

She was 6 inches taller at 16 years old and all I got was a peck on the cheek. Not even a sniff of her panties.

 

[LarryB]

17 and forgot my wallet. She never saw me again after she had to pay for the movie and popcorn.

 

[Guido]

Had candy apple for lunch then her for dinner.

 

[User-E]

My mother's best friend's son (pretty sure she put him up to it) took me to an April Wine concert. Funky & Music

I probably didn't even consider giving him a kiss, because I'd known him as a friend since we were little kids.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

A high school dance and she was out of my league by a good stretch.

This was in the disco era and I as now have zero rhythm. Very embarrassing but fun at the same time.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Yes, I had hair.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

First Date for me?

I fingered a German girl who possessed Double D's. I then removed my finger and smelt it to uncover what her pussy actually smelled like.

Grade 7 - 12 years old.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

A high school dance and she was out of my league by a good stretch.

This was in the disco era and I as now have zero rhythm. Very embarrassing but fun at the same time.

No one is out of your league. You were born a male. Men are superior in most ways to women. Remember that.

 

[RayFinkel]

I remember like it was yesterday.

She was the daughter of my mother's best friend.

Oh man I used to sit in my room and beat off a fuckton while thinking about her so much, I could'ev solved the African water crises that summer.

Anyway, I took her to an April Wine concert and kept trying to kiss her, even though we were just friends I just wanted to kiss her so much.

After the concert we sat in the backseat of my car and I said "Hey! Do you wanna escape some stress? She said yes.

So I tickled her asshole with my eyelashes.

 

[peace]

I actually cant remember as I dont really ask women out. Strange eh? However during one summer, this coworker of mine whom just completed her first year of university had asked me to come over to her place. I just completed grade 9 at that time. Anyway it felt like a tutoring session where she taught me everything how to please a woman excpet the "home run" as she said it was important to save it for someone you love. So what does love mean????Hmmmmmm

 

[peace]

In case you are wondering, she was Indian....still part of Asia. EACE:

 

[MisterAsianLover]

In case you are wondering, she was Indian....still part of Asia. EACE:

Don't you miss the days when the Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese girls were called Orientals?

 

[RayFinkel]

Don't you miss the days when the Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese girls were called Orientals?

Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Slanty Eyed or any Asian. I'm not attracted to any of them MAL. Actually, I find all asians very unapealing and extremly ugly. The weird thing is I love skinny girls with long black hair.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

I don't think Asians are the most beautiful either.

Overall, white girls are #1.

I know it, the world knows it.

 

[Admiral]

Yes, I had hair.

I had teeth.

 

[vader75]

Sadly I can't remember my first date or my first kiss. Guess it wasn't that good. But I do remember my first escort...WOW :thumbup:

 

[User-E]

I remember like it was yesterday.

She was the daughter of my mother's best friend.

Oh man I used to sit in my room and beat off a fuckton while thinking about her so much, I could'ev solved the African water crises that summer.

Anyway, I took her to an April Wine concert and kept trying to kiss her, even though we were just friends I just wanted to kiss her so much.

After the concert we sat in the backseat of my car and I said "Hey! Do you wanna escape some stress? She said yes.

So I tickled her asshole with my eyelashes.

:biggrin2:

I wish it really was you Ray.

But unfortunately, he was killed by a drunk driver a few months after our date.

 

[peace]

Don't you miss the days when the Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese girls were called Orientals?

Strange I have never thought of Asian women until after my university graduation. Perhaps I was too focused on my first girlfriend and didnt bother looking at other women. By the way my ex girlfriend was blond with blue eyes.

 

[peace]

How is an East Indian woman Asian? They have their own continent.

I thought it is part of Southeast Asia, hence it is part of Asia continent. Correct me if im wrong.

 

[papasmerf]

I thought it is part of Southeast Asia, hence it is part of Asia continent. Correct me if im wrong.

There is no fixing you :-Cool/"