DOES YOUR WOMAN THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT ALSO?

[DR. Love]

With the S/O, hot girl walks by, S/O stares me down expecting me to stare. I just keep eye contact and throw a small joke out there.







YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME WOMAN!

 

[a 1 player]

My woman KNOWS I'm an idiot... but for other reasons.

 

[Insertion]

Be a man and stare dammit! Tell your S/O your only married not dead!

 

[a 1 player]

Be a man and stare dammit! Tell your S/O your only married not dead!

Then look her straight in the eye and ask if she would have a threesome with her.

 

[Insertion]

Then look her straight in the eye and ask if she would have a threesome with her.

Now you're talking, that's a man talking!!:great: I'm just curious A1, do you sleep with steel undies on at night?

 

[a 1 player]

Now you're talking, that's a man talking!!:great: I'm just curious A1, do you sleep with steel undies on at night?

Nope, but I cancelled my life insurance so I'll be worth more alive.

 

[peace]

 

[Dan]

Every man now sleeps with one eye open after the Bobbit incident.:he:

 

[Cycleguy007]

My favourite line when checking out a hot girl while with Mrs. CG:

"Hmmmm... I wonder if she's into women?"

 

[Guido]

My favourite line when checking out a hot girl while with Mrs. CG:

"Hmmmm... I wonder if she's into women?"

When you and the mrs. find another woman, who brings the lamb to the party? I would think it's easier for a woman to introduce another woman to a threesome more so than the man.

 

[Cycleguy007]

When you and the mrs. find another woman, who brings the lamb to the party? I would think it's easier for a woman to introduce another woman to a threesome more so than the man.

Mrs. CG ALWAYS brings the 3rd... I have very little say in the matter. No- there is NO SUCH thing as equal opportunity when it comes to such things. There is also no such thing as negotiating in such an arrangement. It is what it is... deal with it! :shock:

Having said that... I'm not complaining!

 

[Jawbone]

Having said that... I'm not complaining!

CG is no fool!

 

[train]

CG is no fool!

Maybe but I would just feel so used

 

[Kestrel]

Mine tells me you can look but cannot touch :smiling:

 

[Ang]

You can look at the menu, you just can't order from it

 

[a 1 player]

Why go out for milk when you have the cow at home.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I had an SO who thought I was an idiot.
Especially after I denied that it was my in the pics with her best friend.

 

[ShoelessJoe]

Why go out for milk when you have the cow at home.

Beacause it's a BIG cow.

 

[Iffy]