Doggerel, poems, parody, wit & whimsy!

[Bear669]

I'm a running down the road
tryin' to shoot my load
Got tweny SPs on my mind!
4 wanna own me,
2 wanna stone me, :whip:
2 say theyr friends of mine!
Take it EEEEEEEASY, Take it EEEEEEEASY!
Dont let the twitch of your own dick, drive you CRAAAAAAAAZY!
I'm a standin' on a corner in downtown Trawna,
And such a hot sight to see!
Its Simone my lord,
in a bright red Ford,
Slowin’ down to take a wink at me!
Loren BAYYYYBeee, you just amaaaaaaze me!
I love to let the sight of you:tongue:, drive me CRAAAAAAAAZY!

 

[SimoneLoren]

Hahahahaha...

Hahahahaha...

...yes, I am definately smiling at this...I never knew you were a lyricist Bear!

 

[Bear669]

Remember this one?

Remember this one?

...yes, I am definately smiling at this...I never knew you were a lyricist Bear!

There is a great Princess, Simone,
Who knows how to give boys a bone!
With face of a Goddess,
And body- the hottest,
Guys just CANNOT leave her alone!

 

[Bear669]

Molly!

Molly!

There's a super hot SP named Molly,
So friendly, so sweet and so jolly,
With a Tiger so tight,
That with all of her might,
She can break men:shock:, and drive them to folly!

 

[freestyle]

There is...never mind. I tried but I am only a fucker not a poet. :frown:

 

[Bear669]

Memories of an Greek Queen

Memories of an Greek Queen

Hailey Pixie was an ‘L’ girl through and through,
But secretly she loved some cock, and OH the things she’d do!
Creaming when playing,
And without even saying,
She’d ram dicks from puss to whazoo!
:gasp:


Miss ya HP:frown:

 

[Bear669]

Yo!

Yo!

There is...never mind. I tried but I am only a fucker not a poet. :frown:

There is a young fucker named Freestyle,
Who likes his BJs with a BIG smile,
But when writing it down,
He said with a frown,
'Let the Bear do the poems most VILE!'

 

[Beenthere123]

There is a young fucker named Freestyle,
Who likes his BJs with a BIG smile,
But when writing it down,
He said with a frown,
'Let the Bear do the poems most VILE!'

:great:

 

[Bear669]

And NEW media Doggerel!

And NEW media Doggerel!

 

[Bear669]

Just cuz

Just cuz

There was a hot gal from the Isle of Dogs,
Crazy for guys with big fast hogs,
She fucked 'em at her house,
Then lounged by the lighthouse,
And blew all the seagoing Frogs!

 

[Bear669]

Rap

Rap

https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?11545-OLD-BEAR-RAP&p=78383#post78383

 

[Bear669]

My first porn!

My first porn!

The bearded clam is the lawful prey of the one-eyed trouser snake.
But whatever they say I’m sure you’ll agree, ‘tis a very odd view to take!:neutral:

Was ever a clam so happily fed, with such hunger to swallow and gorge?
And consider the fate of a snake in a bed, like Big Happy, your Cletus or George.

Why, he’s brutally squeezed, twisted and shook, till he totally loses his head.:gasp:
Then he withers and fades in the clam’s steamy nook and seems to be thoroughly dead!

But a well muscled clam is a fearsome thing and likes to toy with its dinner.
So a hearty young snake tries another sting, but the fool can ne’er be a winner!:na:

As wise men know, the risk is quite clear, ‘tis clams have the hing-ed jaw.
And the stoutest snake that I ‘eer did hear is a snack for a clam to gnaw.

I’ve figured it out, its an age old gag
That the keepers of clams pass about
To keep the snakes frisky (clams don’t like to nag)
Silly talk of the hunt lures snakes out! { needs work. Any ideas?}

 

[Bear669]

Some Blues...

Some Blues...