Don't stick your finger in a woman's butt crack.

[Remerdon]

He must have some serious issues.

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[nntsci]

well I think more generally you should not touch a person in their private parts without their permission.

 

[Madman]

He was a stud, a ladies man and now an old doped up druggy who still believes he's got it but he's so wrong.

 

[DannyDevito]

He was a stud, a ladies man and now an old doped up druggy who still believes he's got it but he's so wrong.

You are just jealous because the finger is not up your butt.