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When you miss a step.
Watch near the 30 second mark.
Watch near the 30 second mark.
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When after months of dating a smart good looking woman she then tells you she is divorced with three kids.
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I never do that shit :whistling:
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Guiness is supposed to be warm!
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Don't you hate it when the seriously hot milf that you've been banging tells you she's bi-polar with intermittent explosive disorder (not orgasms-well orgasms too) and has psycho-sociopathic tendencies goes looney tunes all of a sudden.
Dumb bitch but she took it in the ass like a champ!
Dumb bitch but she took it in the ass like a champ!
Don't you hate when you are talking to a man and all he is doing is looking at your breast....
Don't you hate when you are talking to a couple and the husband is looking at your breast...
Don't you hate when you are talking to a man and he is adjusting himself
Don't you hate when a guy hugs you because he is a friend but he takes a little too long to let go....
Don't you hate when you tell a man that you are into women at the gym, and you are both looking at women ...he then ask how much would I charge him to just give him a hand job.....
Don't you hate when you are having fun at the gym and some women say something to you that is not very nice....I do my best to look fat at the gym what more do they want.....I can not help but laugh and smile....maybe I should stop....
Don't you hate when you are talking to a couple and the husband is looking at your breast...
Don't you hate when you are talking to a man and he is adjusting himself
Don't you hate when a guy hugs you because he is a friend but he takes a little too long to let go....
Don't you hate when you tell a man that you are into women at the gym, and you are both looking at women ...he then ask how much would I charge him to just give him a hand job.....
Don't you hate when you are having fun at the gym and some women say something to you that is not very nice....I do my best to look fat at the gym what more do they want.....I can not help but laugh and smile....maybe I should stop....
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HOF said:
Not warm, just not cold.
Room temperature.....:wink2:
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I hate it when people argue creationism. Jesus did not ride a dinosaur!
I hate it when I ask a question and people respond by asking how I don't already know. For instance, Ill ask How do you play sudoku? and the person answers You don't know how to play sudoku??? I still don't know how to play, because everyone answers like that.
I hate it when I'm driving, and people start panicking or slamming their foot on an imaginary break. Or they scream WATCH OUT! and so I look at whatever the fuck got them so worked up, and its a car five hundred feet away. Most accidents are caused by driver distraction, which means you, you back seat hazard.
I hate it when people ask me for computer help just because I know computers, but then get mad at me when I don't do it the way they would have. Im doing YOU the favor, bitch! Fix it yourself if you know how to do it right.
I hate it when people interrupt the flow of a webpage with ads. I don't want to see your crappy ads I hate it when people don't know the difference between irony and coincidence
I hate it when I ask for help, and someone recommends the obvious answer. For instance, I ask someone in the office Why doesn't the copier work? and they say Oh, you just need to hit the copy button, like Im a stupid ass. Of course I tried the copy button. You think Id be asking for your help if that worked? What makes it even worse is when I say I have been and they say Are you sure? You low-expectation having motherfucker.
I hate it when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom, and there are six empty stalls, and someone comes in and takes the stall right next to you. Whichever presidential candidate makes that illegal, gets my vote.
I hate it when people point me in the direction of Google as a first-resort. For instance, Ill ask, Do you know how to get a business loan? and the person responds, Try Google. Well no shit, I already spent an hour on Google. I wouldn't be talking to you if I could help it. Then they compound the stupidity when they come over and show me how to use Google. See, Google is a very nice tool, they say. Thanks for your condescending bullshit, assface. I hate that my dictionary didn't recognize assface.
I hate opossums. Theyre huge, ugly-ass rats with no redeemable social value. We have plenty of scavengers; go do your own thing.
I hate people who don't cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze.
I hate it when someone tells me what I want to do is not possible. If you dont think its possible, then you are in my way, and I will use your head as a stepping stool. I asked you for solutions, not for more problems. These people belong back in grade school where they need to relearn how to use their imagination.[/TD]
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No this is not me but thought you might enjoy reading it.
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[TD="width: 640"]I hate it when people interrupt you with their own solutions. Like you're telling a story about how you avoided an accident, and before you finish they jump in and say what you should have done.
I hate it when people argue creationism. Jesus did not ride a dinosaur!
I hate it when I ask a question and people respond by asking how I don't already know. For instance, Ill ask How do you play sudoku? and the person answers You don't know how to play sudoku??? I still don't know how to play, because everyone answers like that.
I hate it when I'm driving, and people start panicking or slamming their foot on an imaginary break. Or they scream WATCH OUT! and so I look at whatever the fuck got them so worked up, and its a car five hundred feet away. Most accidents are caused by driver distraction, which means you, you back seat hazard.
I hate it when people ask me for computer help just because I know computers, but then get mad at me when I don't do it the way they would have. Im doing YOU the favor, bitch! Fix it yourself if you know how to do it right.
I hate it when people interrupt the flow of a webpage with ads. I don't want to see your crappy ads I hate it when people don't know the difference between irony and coincidence
I hate it when I ask for help, and someone recommends the obvious answer. For instance, I ask someone in the office Why doesn't the copier work? and they say Oh, you just need to hit the copy button, like Im a stupid ass. Of course I tried the copy button. You think Id be asking for your help if that worked? What makes it even worse is when I say I have been and they say Are you sure? You low-expectation having motherfucker.
I hate it when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom, and there are six empty stalls, and someone comes in and takes the stall right next to you. Whichever presidential candidate makes that illegal, gets my vote.
I hate it when people point me in the direction of Google as a first-resort. For instance, Ill ask, Do you know how to get a business loan? and the person responds, Try Google. Well no shit, I already spent an hour on Google. I wouldn't be talking to you if I could help it. Then they compound the stupidity when they come over and show me how to use Google. See, Google is a very nice tool, they say. Thanks for your condescending bullshit, assface. I hate that my dictionary didn't recognize assface.
I hate opossums. Theyre huge, ugly-ass rats with no redeemable social value. We have plenty of scavengers; go do your own thing.
I hate people who don't cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze.
I hate it when someone tells me what I want to do is not possible. If you dont think its possible, then you are in my way, and I will use your head as a stepping stool. I asked you for solutions, not for more problems. These people belong back in grade school where they need to relearn how to use their imagination.[/TD]
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No this is not me but thought you might enjoy reading it.
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I hate it when the landscaping maintenance crew takes 2 whole days to trim the bushes and whack the weeds with very loud industrial volume power tools, when they could have had the whole job done in a couple hours, but because business is really slow this year due to the drought and grass not growing, they want to bill the strata for lots of hours!
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