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Doppelgänger

When I was about fifteen, my parents took a vacation to Bermuda, 'to get away from their rotten kids'. When they got back, they told me that the 23 year old man sitting next to them on the plane looked exactly like me.

Once there was a photograph of a guy that I thought looked exactly like me on the cover of the TV Times magazine in my weekend newspaper, probably mid/ late '80's, but I don't remember his name, or what he'd done.

I'm just popping in to post in this thread. I may return to the HUBGFE lobby in '17, if I get a few current projects completed.

I started posting on thedirty a few days ago, and I'm having fun with that. Written comments appear to be completely unmoderated, but it took about a day for any posts I made with pictures or links to clear screening.

Anyway, I'll have a look at this thread in lurk mode a few times, to see if anyone has anything to say to me. I may possibly respond, depending on who or what it is.

Contrary to speculation, I haven't been banned here in a long time; not since a couple of days, for a, (since removed) post in my blog, where I dissed the cute one's avatar. I just chose to stop posting here. I've been lurking about 20 minutes a week, (five minutes at a time, every other day), but it doesn't look like I've been missing much.

I got a few chuckles out of 'mister little chocolate penis', or whatever the fuck his name was, and his various reincarnations; the 'mangina' guy. I didn't know high school kids were allowed to have accounts here. It was poor strategy on his part to out himself as a virgin, with all his sexual exploits confessed as mere adolescent fantasy. It must have been his first beer talking.

@Amy: Good luck with your book. My screenplay's progressing well; I realistically hope to have it finished by year end. I wrote and edited about 135 pages/ 23,000 words the first week. I'm writing it in 'scene blocks', rather than from linearly from start to finish, beginning with sections from the second half, (defense case at trial). I'll write the parts that link these sections together much later on.

~bito
 
Hey bob, how's it going? It hasn't been the same around here without you. :wink2:
 
escapefromstress said:
Hey bob, how's it going? It hasn't been the same around here without you. :wink2:

Actually, Sarah, the fact that it's always exactly the same around here is a big part of the reason I stopped posting. I fought in the Pork Wars to try to change that. When it came to hijacking threads, you and the blue guy were the worst offenders.

With Miss Jessica Lee now retired, and many of my other favorite posters now MIA, or participating infrequently, there's just not enough here to justify my time expense to sift through emoticon posts and lame tweets to find the few nuggets of insight and wisdom this board has to offer.

Was the RayFinkel banned, or did he just stop coming here, after nights of serious drinking? I only followed a few of the threads, even when I was here a lot, so I don't know that story.

I wrote a very funny, but unflattering essay about you in my wordpress 'secret blog', about a year and a half ago. I do think you would find it funny, if it had been written about someone else. I'll send you the link in a PM sometime; enough time has passed.

I took everyone off my Ignore list, but I'll still informally disregard a few people here, or just talk about them in conversations with others. It seems like I have a lot of things in common with Primo, not including the small junk part.
 
Thanks for the well wishes bito. All the best with your screenplay. I'm not sure I understand the reference to a lawsuit though.
 
Booooooobbbbbb is backkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!! :good::good:






















ps Are you going to reveal the secrets?Hmmmmmm
 
IfYouSeekAmy said:
Thanks for the well wishes bito. All the best with your screenplay. I'm not sure I understand the reference to a lawsuit though.

Hi, IfYouSeekAmy. The screenplay in brief:

In a restaurant with friends, who have already heard it, Jack tells the waitress the story of how he defended himself in court against a false accusation of assault. The waitress doesn't know that, while the story is basically true, about 90% is made up, to make it more interesting.

I'll upload a completed scene for you, sometime soon.
 
Welcome back Bob, so glad you returned.

I'll send Reverse an email, maybe we can get her back as well.
 
JessieJames said:
Welcome back Bob, so glad you returned.

I'll send Reverse an email, maybe we can get her back as well.

I think those would both be premature actions, JessieJames. I'm only back today or so, only in this thread, and possibly in the new year, but only if I can get my screenplay finished first. I'm having fun posting on thedirty, and I'll keep doing a bit of that, while I do the serious writing.

When I get all of it done, a return by Reverse would be most welcome to us all. While I'm working, it would be a distraction to me. I don't want to miss her selfies any more than you do, but I've given myself a tight deadline to do a whole lot of work, and I'm going to need most of the rest of this year to wrap things up.
 
Miss Jessica Lee could have hired her doppelganger as a replacement and collected a percentage. Funky & Music
 
Prick said:
No all we need is Batman57 back Damn-Not too smart

I never read him, Prick, but his name came up in a private message to me once. I suspect that the muppet thought I was this guy, with a new handle, when I first posted here. Once in Ask bobistheowl, around page six, he said 'I recognize his posting style', but I'd never even heard of this place, before early October, '14. If he and I were ever on the red board at the same time, he never said anything that interested me, same as here.
 
Jasper said:
Miss Jessica Lee could have hired her doppelganger as a replacement and collected a percentage. Funky & Music

Ones of a kind don't have a doggelgänger, Jasper. That would be an oxymoron.

(alt key & 132 from the number pad, [with num lock enabled], to make the a with Diaeresis; umlaut coloquially, or 'tits on top', to Madman).

Added:

I think a lot of you will enjoy this, a new upload on my YouTube channel. This is 12 seconds of Taylor Swift's spastic white girl dancing, at an awards show. It originally aired on Seth Myers, 18 August, 2014, but was not included in the interview clip on his channel.

It's too bad that half of what I uploaded was removed by YouTube, for copyright infringements. I can still watch most of those, but no one else can.

I'm still trying to perfect the procedure whereby I can upload a video to YouTube which will get pulled immediately, (like anything by Led Zeppelin, other than amateur footage), so no one going to YouTube will ever be able to see it, or find it in search results, but anyone could watch it, if they knew the exact hypertext protocol. That can be posted as a link in a message board link.

It's very possible that YouTube may be legally or contractually prevented from deleting uploaded content, but they can make it almost impossible to find. Perhaps they are storing the clips until the the copyrights expire, then they can have 100% of the ad revenue from every view. Remember that YouTube is owned by Google, and Google has a 300 year business model, in which they hope to codify and digitize all knowledge from the entire history of mankind.

To some of you, that sounds like a good thing, but it won't seem that way to people in 300 years, who have to pay Google, every time they want to read something. Anything printed on paper will be a rare and valuable commodity, unaffordable to most. When all literature is displayed electronically, someone can make changes to it, and almost no one will ever know, or care. In eighth grade, we read The Merchant of Venice, while listening to an LP record of a live performance. The bit where Lancelot Gobbo knocked up the black girl wasn't in our text.

Three hundred years from now, every post on this board will probably be all emoticons, and women will outnumber the men by the current ratio, in Reverse, but most of those women will have been born men, before transitioning. So, the place would be mostly guys flirting with other guys, the same as it is now.

Welcome to our newest member, Fuj. It is a time honoured tradition at HUBGFE that a new member's first avatar be chosen for him by a senior member. You have my permission to adopt this one:



 
Welcome back young man! The man with the golden pen!:biggrin2:
 
Madman said:
Welcome back young man! The man with the golden pen!:biggrin2:

You are just hoping for a new donkey.....Since you broke the last one..
 
I spoke with bob recently. He started posting comments on the dirty recently. He should be back in 2017, if he finishes some writing assignment.


 
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