Duck Dynasty - Quotes from the Robertson Family

[RAWD]

I would like to start a thread to capture witty lines from my new favourite TV show - Duck Dynasty (and its sister show Duck Commander):

1. "In my world, you add camouflage to anything and it is INSTANTLY cool." Jase

2. Jase

3. "Let me put this is Spanish for you - NO" Jase

4. "Ahhhh shhhhuuuuuurrrrr cooooullllld uuuuuuuuuusssseee aaaaaa graaape sluuuuuuuuushyyyyy" - Mountain Man

5. "My humps, my humps, my lovely lovely humps" - Uncle Si

6. "Hey, you just told me to bring 'stuff'. 'Stuff' is a very broad term." - Uncle Si

7. "A-S-A-Please!" - Uncle Si

8. Si-losophy! - Uncle Si

9. "Women with whiskers, its a bummer" - Phil

10. "Y'all might wanna go to Wal-Mart and pick up a personality" - Phil

11. "!" - Phil

12. "" - Phil

13. - Phil

14.

15. - Uncle Si


Add as you see fit! :biggrin2:

 

[Chevy]

 

[Anto]

Hmmmmmm

 

[Shiek]

Oh gawd, not another DD fan

 

[RAWD]

Hey man, start your own thread! Don't pollute the sanctity that is the Duck Dynasty!

 

[Wise Guy]

Hey man, start your own thread! Don't pollute the sanctity that is the Duck Dynasty!

I enjoy your restaurant reviews better :-Cool/"

 

[Shiek]

Yes, speaking of those..... are ya gonna review Kultura?

 

[oldguyzer]

I lived in Lousianna for two years, right in the heart of bayou country, and loved the people, the music, and the food. Most people were dumb as bricks and uneducated to boot (not the same thing) but they knew how to have a great time every day, and just enjoy life.

 

[RAWD]

Yes, speaking of those..... are ya gonna review Kultura?

I need an excuse to go! And I certainly can't go with you lest my experience be skewed by gorgeous servers devoting their attention The Sheik!

 

[RAWD]

I lived in Lousianna for two years, right in the heart of bayou country, and loved the people, the music, and the food. Most people were dumb as bricks and uneducated to boot (not the same thing) but they knew how to have a great time every day, and just enjoy life.

yup. I'm more than little envious of Phil. A low tech man in a high tech world, yet he's happy, happy, happy.

 

[L._s.]

I love the show too. Eventhough it appears that my life and theirs is totally different there are a lot of similarities. I actually think it would be fun hanging out with those people.

The things that come out of their mouths is shocking but brilliant and has some truth to it.

 

[Shiek]

I need an excuse to go! And I certainly can't go with you lest my experience be skewed by gorgeous servers devoting their attention The Sheik!

But the server last night was male and all the ladies loved him

 

[oldguyzer]

But the server last night was male and all the ladies loved him

I needed the money to support my hobby... :-Cool/"

 

[RAWD]

I love the show too. Eventhough it appears that my life and theirs is totally different there are a lot of similarities. I actually think it would be fun hanging out with those people.

The things that come out of their mouths is shocking but brilliant and has some truth to it.

I agree! Especially Phil. He is far more complicated that he would like people to believe. That guy knows shit.

 

[DigglerII]

[h=1]A&E Welcomes Phil Robertson Back to 'Duck Dynasty'[/h]
[h=2]Less than two weeks after his anti-gay remarks prompted an "indefinite hiatus" for the reality patriarch — and a strong fan backlash — the network says he will remain on the series.[/h]
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/a-e-welcomes-phil-robertson-667647

 

[papasmerf]

What genius at GQ thought interviewing him was a great idea??

They got what the asked for.

 

[meist]

Never watched it. Don't plan to. DD shouldn't be banned.

No real surprise he's a over-rightous-religious-bigot, what do you expect DD to be? :LMAO:

 

[TINY]

What genius at GQ thought interviewing him was a great idea??

They got what the asked for.

True words.

 

[HOF]

I lived in Lousianna for two years, right in the heart of bayou country, and loved the people, the music, and the food. Most people were dumb as bricks and uneducated to boot (not the same thing) but they knew how to have a great time every day, and just enjoy life.

I went to Louisiana once, one of the local-inbreds asked me if Canada was part of the USA? :no:

 

[HOF]

Another stupid TV show! One of them was suspended for making ignorant remarks about homosexuals and blacks very recently.