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During a job interview.

George Costanza

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What your biggest weakness?.

Honesty.

Sir, I don't think honesty is a weakness.




I don't give a fucking shit what you think.
 
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I once was conducting an interview of a really attractive young lady and all of a sudden she dropped a rather loud rose!!!
After some great restraint from laughing on both parties we completed the interview
As soon as she left my office I burst out laughing
my secretary came in and wanted to know what was so funny and then says what smells?
I tell her what happened and she starts laughing.
No I did not hire the lady in question and No it was not because of the rose

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Wife finished and was waiting for me to finish. Heat of the moment and close to finishing she looks at me and says “you can do it buddy.” That was the end of it.
 
I haven't been on that side of the table for so long, I have no idea...

The biggest weakness in candidates I've seen is people who waste our time making it sound like they are qualified, when they aren't.

Advice to those who apply, read the job ad and direct your cover letter to those parts of your resume related to the job ad.

I recently had to screen through 144 applications to find 3 qualified people.
 
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It's nice when you get to that point where there will never be a need to apply for anything again, and that you are in the driver's seat based on reputation and credentials, selecting and accepting only the most appealing offers among many at your own personal discretion.
 
It's nice when you get to that point where there will never be a need to apply for anything again, and that you are in the driver's seat based on reputation and credentials, selecting and accepting only the most appealing offers among many at your own personal discretion.

Go wild and choose.

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Thinking about this question more.
As someone who interviews and hires people for jobs, please read the ad and make sure you tailor your resume to job ad.
Don't send in a generic resume because that just wastes your time and my time.

If you don't have the skills, then see what is involved in learning the skills needed for that job.
Use the time between sending in the resume and the interview to learn any skill necessary.

I once got hired for a job because I was the only person who they interviewed who had bothered learning what structural equation modelling was, and was able to talk intelligently about it in the interview...
I was very upfront that I had not done any, but had engaged in similar matrix programming.
Actually by the time of the interview, I had read enough about it so that I knew more about it than the interviewer.
I also showed them some samples of my programming to make it clear that I can learn any syntax needed to run the software.

Be strategic in your job quest... get the skills you need to get the job you want.
 
nntsci, trust me, this generation knows what you just wrote. They are just plain lazy.
 
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