Emticons from other boards

[bobistheowl]

That one's for Cardinal Fang. It's his choice, to self identify with the green or the pink puuf of smoke.



This one is Transient, telling me my posts are too long.



Louis XIV at a titty bar.



That's is how much oldguyzer has to pay, to get laid.



I don't know who that is, but a few people here will self identify.



That one is intended for the exclusive use of our moderators.



More later.

 

[Transient]

 

[papasmerf]

:LMAO:

 

[oldguyzer]

Let's see the red board top that one! :biggrin2:

 

[bobistheowl]

I didn't even know there was a Homeless Male Escort Review Forum.

How would they do incalls? It would be literally impossible, or necessarily bait and switch, by definition.

They'd have to ban the street action reviews, so what's left?

Would advertisers pay in empty wine bottles?

And if they paid with money, would you want to touch that money?

Why would anyone want to write a review on that board, EVER? For any reason, whatsoever? I could see people wanting to read those reviews, but they'd have to be made up, like Penthouse Forum letters.

All of the profits would go to buying hand sanitizer, because most of the advertisers would steal it, on the way out, like they do in hospitals. They DRINK that stuff, did you know that? That's got to be worse for you than chugging a bottle of stomach bitters from Chinatown.




I would never have 'googled' something like that myself. Did it taste like chicken?

 

[papasmerf]

I didn't even know there was a Homeless Male Escort Review Forum.

How would they do incalls? It would be literally impossible, or necessarily bait and switch, by definition.

They'd have to ban the street action reviews, so what's left?

Would advertisers pay in empty wine bottles?

And if they paid with money, would you want to touch that money?

All of the profits would go to buying hand sanitizer, because most of the clients would steal it, on the way out, like they do in hospitals. They DRINK that stuff, did you know that? That's got to be worse for you than chugging a bottle of stomach bitters from Chinatown.




I would never have 'googled' something like that myself. Did it taste like chicken?

He lives on the roof of HUBGFE RESORT a division of Smerf LPC..
His preferred payment is prunes and cold coffee.

If you would like to book with him contact SG or Guido.

 

[Transient]

 

[papasmerf]

:rofl!:

 

[User-E]

 

[papasmerf]

Save that one for our gift shop

I know there is a huge market for Kitty in the Can

 

[oldguyzer]

:YMAPPLAUSE::YMAPPLAUSE::YMAPPLAUSE::rofl!::rofl!:

Well done you two!

 

[Falconero]

LMAO, this is a fucken thread.

 

[bobistheowl]

Please note the thread title. This is the "Emticons" thread. That wasn't a typographical error in the title, that I would have been unable to correct. All animated imagery is encouraged.

That ought to kill the thread, based on the usual reverse psychology around here.



papasmerf demonstrates how he funded his post secondary education.

 

[oldguyzer]

papasmerf demonstrates how he funded his post secondary education.

At least he got one!

 

[Transient]

 

[User-E]

I'm about 1,283 over 5,000 now ...

 

[User-E]

I think we're in the wrong thread Transient. This is the Emticons thread, I think we want Medals.

ooops

 

[papasmerf]

I'm about 1,283 over 5,000 now ...

I got 10 maybe 12 posts

 

[User-E]

I got 10 maybe 12 posts

Think you can hit 20,000 by the end of the year?

I can help. :wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

is a goal