Escorts do you feel like...

[a 1 player]

well that's good but really, from your ratings in the ghm and ssg threads they haven't been raised much hehehehhehehe

I see several times you have rated higher than I have.

The biggest difference being that I like ink on a woman.

 

[Fullthrottle]

Tboy also likes them very slim and tight where as most on here don't mind a little curve here and there.

 

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Now I know How Madman Feels......

My Dearest Beautiful, Lovely Escorts.....

Not only will I clean for you but I will also cook.....

Plus, yes a plus

I Love eating Kitties...And I do not mean Cats..
Clean, Fresh, Warm Kitty......No Condiments with it either...Ketchup, Mustard or Hot Sauce...:NoNoNo:
Oh only a little sweet Whip Cream.....MB said No Sugar.......
Also I do not eat other things like Streak, Fries or Green Beans when I am eating Kitty
I find it hard too hard......and I want you Ladies to feel relax and not like you are getting
eaten by a shark.......ripping and biting on your silk skin....Your Erotic Lips.......

Damn it I see I am going to have to Pay and be a Damn Slave again.....Have no Idea how
guys control the situation....I think I am a Femme ....damn it...I should practice on some of
the guys......with orders..or in front of a mirror.....I am such a wimp....for a Lesbian.....

Also the spin trainer is not gay.....Damn.....:Crying/:

 

[tboy]

Tboy also likes them very slim and tight where as most on here don't mind a little curve here and there.

i don't mind a little curve here and there either, it's when those curves are made up of wrinkled cellulite and she has more rolls than an italian bakery or comes complete with a front bum.......(more affectionately known as a gunt)......

 

[Jesus Quintana]

"Over curvy"

 

[a 1 player]

"Over curvy"

Dude, really?

 

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Look take it off of this post Damn it.......
I was thinking the same thing but I did not want tboy
to go blind.........:LMAO: I did take a good picture....well didn't I.....

Hey How Am I to get a Free Be, you guys are not helping me....:NoNoNo:

 

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"Over curvy"

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You like them that Big JQ

This is not my Idea of an Escort sorry.......What happens when she does Cowboy JQ how do you
take all that weight....Hmmmmmm How does she ride your face? Good Luck JQ

 

[SillyGirl]

"Over curvy"

I'm so sorry, I've really been slacking off on the workouts lately. :blush2:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Like I said she it too "Curvy"

I guess its true that there are women out there who can squat 600 lbs.... when they get off the toilet.

 

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Okay this is better.......

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Hey I only posted it that once - you can't blame me for all the other times it was posted.

 

[Art Mann]

For you Blissful:

 

[Madman]

Bliss. well well! I come in and listen to my messages.

Voice Mail Message "Hi there, you've reached the adorable well hung Madman. I'm sorry I cannot take your call right now but please leave a message and I will return your call at my earliest convenience!" BEEEEEEEEEEEP

Blissful- Hello Madman, I can't come in today I don't feel well i mean I feel well but my stomach hurts..... well no not really maybe it's constipation:LMAO:.... I 'm not sure but I have to go to the gym but my trainer is not gay. Well I still love her so maybe that's why I feel sick and can't come to work. Damn it why do I feel like eating a lesbian all the time.....I don't know but I'm calling in sick again......" CLICK

Then I come here and you're too sick to come to work but are offering your services to others!! I have a good mind to write you up.
I think I should!!Writing I'll teach you, wait til you see THIS PAPER TRAIL WOMAN!!

 

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No It went like this......

Madman where the Hell are you......your dinner the dog ate.....your beer well Beer, Robin,
Tran, and about 20ty other members drink.....they got so drunk I had to lock the ladies
away to keep them safe.....Linda kept wanting to see who has the Biggest....can't say the word or
Brent will Bit*h.....Cardinal wants to marry Amy ......Dan is still trying to get Mel and Barb....

I know you are at the pub...No I won't come get you....I am busy keeping the women in and the
Drunken hoard out........

Need to go I have to watch Heidi and Queen Jane strip well they are teaching SG.....Don't rush anymore
I am getting snuggles from some women that showed up......

Sleep outside with the rest of them guys.....

You fix the toilet...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

How did I get dragged into marrying Amy? Honestly that's more of an insult to her then a compliment to me.

 

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For you Blissful:

Art, you made me smile.....You are a very nice person......Thanks......