I slept with Eva, and she’s still talking about it. https://torontopassions.com/spdir/opensp/id/1273229436d94c1a83aef5482d9fb409631853b9ea
You’ve seen the Eva pics, but let’s just say that when Eva knocked on my mansion door, that 5’11”, slim bod had even big strapping Brad looking up – and down – singing to myself ohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaah, just like the ‘Yellow’ song (listen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg). Eva is sultry looking. But because Eva describes herself as spontaneous, and a bit of a rebel, it seems fitting to set the mood of Eva’s encounter with Brad by invoking a punk legend, Billy Idol’s ‘Rebel Yell’ (hit play or you are a no-hoper geek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2DSe6iL7j8&NR=1). As my pal Billy said:
‘Last night a little dancer came dancin’ to my door
Last night a little angel came pumpin’ cross my floor
She said "Come on baby I got a licence for love
And if it expires pray help from above."
Well the first thing out of Brad’s mouth was my tongue. Tall, slim, sulty. Not much to dislike, even for someone as hot as the Pittster. Also, Eva has really lovely, piercing [colour withheld for her privacy] eyes. It’s hard not to look at her. It was hard when looking at her, too, but that’s another matter. Before any more juicy details, I should add that Toronto Passions rocks. It was late and I had been having one of my trade-marked Brad is Being a Bitch mood swings. Call an agency said the devil on my shoulder. So I had some victims on my TDL, namely Parker (Cupids), Liberty (Entourage), Miley (Maximum) and Eva (TP). Yeah, I know, i’m a friggin’ slut. Get off my case. Regardless, soon enough Eva is on her way, indeed TP had the poor lass at my mansion within half an hour. I know that’s not alot of time, so it’s just lucky that i am so damn hot ‘n all and take all of 3 seconds to look just faaaaaantastic.
There was some chit chat about inconsequential things, and some wine sipping, before we headed for one of the 86 bedrooms.
Bedroom scene #1. Lots of DFK. Swept up in the moment of being with Brad Pitt, of course. Soon Eva went straight for the kill, basically a BBBJ DT on first meeting mini-Brad. For some reason that didn’t work for mini-Brad, which had big-Brad saying 'WTF mini-Brad, you only have one job here, and its happening TO you, for christs sake'. My romantic side rearing its ugly head, maybe. So onto DATY/Digits, first with Eva on all fours and then with Eva on her back. OK, dudes and dudettes, Eva on all fours is a must sight. Also, Eva digs DATY/Digits. At least she did so Brad Pitt style. I can’t vouch for you mortals. BBBJ round-two followed, and this time the stars were aligned, including some truly innovative DT stuff that had me thinking ‘whatever the fuck that is, keep doing it’.
Bedroom scene #2. Same place, actually. Brad say yay for Doggie with Eva. Brad like Eva’s little spinners waist and toned round butt. Brad say yay for Mish with Eva, because it got reeeeeeal interesting. Imagine Folden Deck Chair https://www.sexinfo101.com/foldeddeckchair.shtml, with lots of DFK. She’s basically so wet I had to check if she’d thrown me out in the rain. Billy summed up the situation best: “In the midnight hour she cried- ‘more, more, more.’ With a rebel yell she cried- ‘more, more, more.’” You really expected me to overlook using that line of the song?! But anyway, she’s soaked, that can’t be faked, so I conclude she’s kind of into this stuff. Switch to cowgirl. Gets more interesting. With my hands gripping that butt of hers as she pounds me – trust me you won’t be able to resist grabbing the Eva butt – Eva senses I’m close. She gently but firmly – never having asked - puts my neck in a one-handed choke hold. Holy shit that did it for me. Did she mysteriously ‘read’ something in me i didn’t know was there, or is she just a sadistic chicky-boo who got lucky?!
We end with chit chat, laughing about the bed-wide wet ‘spot’. So yeah, Eva makes a mess, no prissy boys need apply. Moral of the story: damn I’m talented. Of course. Alternatively, Eva rocks. Billy Idol summed up what you’ll think, post-Eva: “I'd sell my soul for you babe,
For money to burn with you.” Now listen to Rebel Yell again and rock it out. Repeat with Eva? Billy said it best: More, more, more, more.
Hobby away and tell people about it. Brad Pritt is reading your reviews.
You’ve seen the Eva pics, but let’s just say that when Eva knocked on my mansion door, that 5’11”, slim bod had even big strapping Brad looking up – and down – singing to myself ohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaah, just like the ‘Yellow’ song (listen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg). Eva is sultry looking. But because Eva describes herself as spontaneous, and a bit of a rebel, it seems fitting to set the mood of Eva’s encounter with Brad by invoking a punk legend, Billy Idol’s ‘Rebel Yell’ (hit play or you are a no-hoper geek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2DSe6iL7j8&NR=1). As my pal Billy said:
‘Last night a little dancer came dancin’ to my door
Last night a little angel came pumpin’ cross my floor
She said "Come on baby I got a licence for love
And if it expires pray help from above."
Well the first thing out of Brad’s mouth was my tongue. Tall, slim, sulty. Not much to dislike, even for someone as hot as the Pittster. Also, Eva has really lovely, piercing [colour withheld for her privacy] eyes. It’s hard not to look at her. It was hard when looking at her, too, but that’s another matter. Before any more juicy details, I should add that Toronto Passions rocks. It was late and I had been having one of my trade-marked Brad is Being a Bitch mood swings. Call an agency said the devil on my shoulder. So I had some victims on my TDL, namely Parker (Cupids), Liberty (Entourage), Miley (Maximum) and Eva (TP). Yeah, I know, i’m a friggin’ slut. Get off my case. Regardless, soon enough Eva is on her way, indeed TP had the poor lass at my mansion within half an hour. I know that’s not alot of time, so it’s just lucky that i am so damn hot ‘n all and take all of 3 seconds to look just faaaaaantastic.
There was some chit chat about inconsequential things, and some wine sipping, before we headed for one of the 86 bedrooms.
Bedroom scene #1. Lots of DFK. Swept up in the moment of being with Brad Pitt, of course. Soon Eva went straight for the kill, basically a BBBJ DT on first meeting mini-Brad. For some reason that didn’t work for mini-Brad, which had big-Brad saying 'WTF mini-Brad, you only have one job here, and its happening TO you, for christs sake'. My romantic side rearing its ugly head, maybe. So onto DATY/Digits, first with Eva on all fours and then with Eva on her back. OK, dudes and dudettes, Eva on all fours is a must sight. Also, Eva digs DATY/Digits. At least she did so Brad Pitt style. I can’t vouch for you mortals. BBBJ round-two followed, and this time the stars were aligned, including some truly innovative DT stuff that had me thinking ‘whatever the fuck that is, keep doing it’.
Bedroom scene #2. Same place, actually. Brad say yay for Doggie with Eva. Brad like Eva’s little spinners waist and toned round butt. Brad say yay for Mish with Eva, because it got reeeeeeal interesting. Imagine Folden Deck Chair https://www.sexinfo101.com/foldeddeckchair.shtml, with lots of DFK. She’s basically so wet I had to check if she’d thrown me out in the rain. Billy summed up the situation best: “In the midnight hour she cried- ‘more, more, more.’ With a rebel yell she cried- ‘more, more, more.’” You really expected me to overlook using that line of the song?! But anyway, she’s soaked, that can’t be faked, so I conclude she’s kind of into this stuff. Switch to cowgirl. Gets more interesting. With my hands gripping that butt of hers as she pounds me – trust me you won’t be able to resist grabbing the Eva butt – Eva senses I’m close. She gently but firmly – never having asked - puts my neck in a one-handed choke hold. Holy shit that did it for me. Did she mysteriously ‘read’ something in me i didn’t know was there, or is she just a sadistic chicky-boo who got lucky?!
We end with chit chat, laughing about the bed-wide wet ‘spot’. So yeah, Eva makes a mess, no prissy boys need apply. Moral of the story: damn I’m talented. Of course. Alternatively, Eva rocks. Billy Idol summed up what you’ll think, post-Eva: “I'd sell my soul for you babe,
For money to burn with you.” Now listen to Rebel Yell again and rock it out. Repeat with Eva? Billy said it best: More, more, more, more.
Hobby away and tell people about it. Brad Pritt is reading your reviews.
