Ever been to a nude beach?

[Wanker]

Over the holidays I have been invited to one. Any pointers from the gang?.

Do I put sunblock on my dick?.

I am serious btw.

 

[Ms. Emily Marie]

I used to love wreck beach in Vancouver!

Just don't stare at women...even if you aren't there with a chick!

Have fun...and good luck not getting a boner while there!
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[RAWD]

Yes and yes. Two in Jamaica. Some things you can't unsee. Use spray lotion. Rubbing white cream on your stiff cock is generally considered to be bad form.

 

[Auggie]

I've been to Hanlon's Point a few times, only seen a few attractive women there. Only one was a knockout.
If you feel a hard-on coming, roll over on your stomach. :blush:

 

[SillyGirl]

I've been to a few different places. It probably won't be the bunch of hardbodies you're hoping for.

Sunscreen and sunglasses are your friends.

Have fun, it's awesome to be naked outside! :great:

 

[Ang]

I've been to one in St Barts....there was a REAL hottie there jumping up & down with the waves.....**sigh**, ya had to roll over pretty quick so the MRS. wouldn't see. :shocking:

 

[Guido]

Told you I'd moon y'all!

Enter at your own risk!

HA HA HA paybacks a bitch!

 

[a 1 player]

Yup, no advice to give other than just be yourself.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Never been to one. Don't intend to go to one. And be thankful for that.

 

[tboy]

Definitely put lotion on your wiener....jesus I got a little too much sun on it once and it is NOT a great feeling......I used to sunbathe naked on my boat with all the boat bunnies and we learned quickly that the naughty bits are NOT used to the sun so they burn quite easily.

As stated, the problem is everyone is there, not just hotties, so there ARE some things that once seen, can't be unseen.

 

[SillyGirl]

Wanker would you have a chance to hit a tanning bed a few times before you go? If possible it's good to have a base tan.

This thread has me pining to be outside naked. :sad:

 

[RAWD]

This thread has me pining to be outside naked. :sad:

There's recliner in Negril with your name on it. Let's go.

 

[SillyGirl]

There's recliner in Negril with your name on it. Let's go.

I'm already there, in my mind. :great:

Wanker do you know what kind of naked beach it is? I went to one where there were children around, I was really uncomfortable. :no:

 

[Wanker]

I'm already there, in my mind. :great:

Wanker do you know what kind of naked beach it is? I went to one where there were children around, I was really uncomfortable. :no:

I declined the invitation.

Sorry :sorry:

 

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Yes, it is easier for the woman than the guy........If you are a nudist this is not a big deal....
Just keep eye contact .......no licking lips......:rofl1:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Ever heard the story about the midget who went to a nude beach?
When he came back he said that everyone there looked like Castro smoking a cigar.

 

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Ever heard the story about the midget who went to a nude beach?
When he came back he said that everyone there looked like Castro smoking a cigar.

:rofl1:

 

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Sunbathing in the Buff
A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".

 

[SillyGirl]

I declined the invitation.

Sorry :sorry:

oh no, now who will I live vicariously through?

or...through whom will I now live vicariously? :dontknow:

:tongue:

 

[Art Mann]

or...through whom will I now live vicariously? :dontknow:

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Good move with that edit, SillyGirl. My grade 9 English teacher would be proud of you. More importantly, you've avoided becoming a target of the grammar cops.