Ever got caught masturbating?.

[Skipper]

 

[papasmerf]

yes

but I was the groom so people let it slide

 

[Virus]

Twice too many.

 

[Guido]

I was a teenager and was having phone sex. I didn't notice the open window with the blinds wide open!:blush2:

 

[papasmerf]

I was a teenager and was having phone sex. I didn't notice the open window with the blinds wide open!:blush2:

according to Peace you had spot lights on the window and bleachers set up

personally I think he lied

 

[Guido]

according to Peace you had spot lights on the window and bleachers set up

personally I think he lied

Give Peace a good Pizza and he'll tell all!:don'twantto-see:/

 

[papasmerf]

Give Peace a good Pizza and he'll tell all!:don'twantto-see:/

tell him he can hug you and he would give away his sister

 

[God]

What's masturbation ;Notlistening:/

 

[papasmerf]

What's masturbation ;Notlistening:/

going to Ruth"s Chris and ordering only a salad

 

[God]

going to Ruth"s Chris and ordering only a salad

:rofl!: Good one.

 

[L._s.]

LMFAO - Great video

 

[DannyDeVito]

:whistling:

 

[Plucker]

Ladies, don't you think that dildo is just a tad large?.

 

[Prick]

Ladies, don't you think that dildo is just a tad large?.

That's about right. Mine resembles it.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Ladies, don't you think that dildo is just a tad large?.

The movie is a spoof of other movies. It is supposed to be ridiculously big lol

 

[Shiek]

A couple of times when I was younger..... but I did catch a few ladies mas****ating, one when I was a kid delivering papers and asked if I could watch :biggrin2:

 

[Casa_Nova]

A couple of times when I was younger..... but I did catch a few ladies mas****ating, one when I was a kid delivering papers and asked if I could watch :biggrin2:

AND?!? ........

 

[SillyGirl]

HAHAHAHA!! Funny video!

 

[HOF]

Yes, I've been caught but never at work!:biggrin2:

 

[Dan]

I enjoy sitting back and masturbating with a lady friend by my side.:blush2: