Everyday Life Pet Peeves

[iceman_dci]

People who ask me questions then don't listen to my answer

Assholes who turn their left turn signal on just after the light turns green :grrrrrr:

bikers who don't wave back when I wave

hehehehe...

+10000

There are times I can't when I'm at a light and have my hand on the clutch, but always give a nod.....

I find that it is crotch rockets and enduros who never wave, cruisers and tourers? always....

not this guy...

Weird. My experience is different. Rockets usually wave. Any bike with a giant batwing faring doesn't. Any dude with a handlebar moustache and grips above his shoulders...forget it

mine are just at my shoulders, does that count....?

HAHAHAHA....so you guys have ridden by me huh? LOL!!!

Seriously, I don't wave at everyone on a motorcycle as they pass me or even nod. That's my pet peeve. I know we share a common interest, but would you nod to a dude as he just came out of in incall? Hehehehehe.

I told O this story, so I'm going to relate it here. A friend of mine asked me to come out and meet this group of people who "rode", at the local Tim's. I arrived just before dusk and met up with him and was introduced to all the fellow riders; all on different makes, I'm not a complete Harley snob LOL. So after some time, they were all still deciding on where to go and what store bought doo-dad they were going to buy off the rack and call their bike "custom". I poked my buddy and said "c'mon, lets go" he asked where and I said "Wasaga". So we got on and rode up to the beach, did a little tour and stopped to take in the local wildlife and came back. It was a little over 2 hours and these same group of idiots were still in the parking lot and had gone nowhere. "Where'd you guys go?". "Wasaga". "How come you'ze didn't wait for us". "Cuz you were still too busy deciding on where you wanted to go... Seeya buddy, give me a shout when you dump these losers" LOL.

 

[tboy]

To answer your question about the incall: yes I would give him a little nod as if to say "hey, hope you had a good time".

I dunno iceman, maybe you don't feel like you're part of the brotherhood? Would you stop at the side of the road if you saw a biker with his wheel off or tinkering with his bike? I sure as hell would. Just to see if he needed a lift to get a part, a call for support or just to let him know he wasn't out there alone (and some of the roads I ride on have no cell service and maybe 1 car every hour). I know a couple of times I stopped to have a smoke and bikers pulled over to see if I was ok.

Now yes, there are guys out there who ride because it's a hobby (aka dressing up their bikes) and some are die hard riders who will run in the wind snow and rain. We're all different but share a common interest: bikes. Kind of like if you go to a strip club, you're all there for the chicks, if you go to a marina bar, you're there for the boats etc.

As for the "where to go", when you get any large group it is always the same. I mean, how many times have you gotten a group of more n 4 who can't decide on what bar to go to?

If you follow the culture at all most of the time, an organized group will have a road boss. He's the oldest member and HE decides where to go and there is no bitching or grousing about it. There's been a couple of times I've met some riders at a gas station, where you going? where YOU going? right behind you is what I answer. I have no problem playing follow the leader because I'm there to ride, who cares where? (and that's a problem when you have too many alpha dogs in the pen). I know one guy who'd rather cut off his dick than follow anyone else's lead......

Regarding a harley snob: I'm not either. Everyone has their personal preference but I go to cruise night around here and there's this one 'tard who continually knocks Harley's and praises hondas yammies and susuki cruisers. I said to him one time: did you buy your wife a cubic zirconia as an engagment ring? no? why not? You're certainly in love with imitation harley's......it's kind of like a 1963 corvette split window: it doesn't handle that well, the split window is actually a danger, it's expensive to purchase and maintain, and doesn't produce much power per cubic inch. But man, what a fucking car!

BTW: I could own a big heavy honda 1200 and pull in almost anywhere and no one would give me a second look. Pull in on my nightster and EVERYONE gawks. (plus it is nice and nimble for bopping around town on).

 

[iceman_dci]

To answer your question about the incall: yes I would give him a little nod as if to say "hey, hope you had a good time".

I dunno iceman, maybe you don't feel like you're part of the brotherhood? Would you stop at the side of the road if you saw a biker with his wheel off or tinkering with his bike? I sure as hell would. Just to see if he needed a lift to get a part, a call for support or just to let him know he wasn't out there alone (and some of the roads I ride on have no cell service and maybe 1 car every hour). I know a couple of times I stopped to have a smoke and bikers pulled over to see if I was ok.

Now yes, there are guys out there who ride because it's a hobby (aka dressing up their bikes) and some are die hard riders who will run in the wind snow and rain. We're all different but share a common interest: bikes. Kind of like if you go to a strip club, you're all there for the chicks, if you go to a marina bar, you're there for the boats etc.

As for the "where to go", when you get any large group it is always the same. I mean, how many times have you gotten a group of more n 4 who can't decide on what bar to go to?

If you follow the culture at all most of the time, an organized group will have a road boss. He's the oldest member and HE decides where to go and there is no bitching or grousing about it. There's been a couple of times I've met some riders at a gas station, where you going? where YOU going? right behind you is what I answer. I have no problem playing follow the leader because I'm there to ride, who cares where? (and that's a problem when you have too many alpha dogs in the pen). I know one guy who'd rather cut off his dick than follow anyone else's lead......

Regarding a harley snob: I'm not either. Everyone has their personal preference but I go to cruise night around here and there's this one 'tard who continually knocks Harley's and praises hondas yammies and susuki cruisers. I said to him one time: did you buy your wife a cubic zirconia as an engagment ring? no? why not? You're certainly in love with imitation harley's......it's kind of like a 1963 corvette split window: it doesn't handle that well, the split window is actually a danger, it's expensive to purchase and maintain, and doesn't produce much power per cubic inch. But man, what a fucking car!

BTW: I could own a big heavy honda 1200 and pull in almost anywhere and no one would give me a second look. Pull in on my nightster and EVERYONE gawks. (plus it is nice and nimble for bopping around town on).

To each his own... I still won't wave LOL.

 

[blissful]

When I say I am in an open relationship and only go for women, guys who think that means I want to go to sleep with them.

Guys who want to know if they can watch an sp and me do it.

People who don't put toilet paper on the roll when it is finish.

Men who can't hit the toilet bowl.

Women who find out you are Bi and tease you sexually and say no when you hit on them.LOL

 

[HOF]

Bad drivers. So you bother yourself, there are meds for that.

Mean-spirited/ethnic humor. In Canada, it's humour

Men who convince me we're friends when they're just trying to get in my pants.
Aren't you glad that I'm not one of those guys!

People who abandon animals. That irks me too.

HOF really annoys me. Yeah right! I'm like the annoying younger brother, and you're the bitchy older sister:na: If you're mean to me, I'm tellin' about your internet usage:bad:

If my silverware touches the table in a restaurant, I can't use it. Yuck. So you're like Robert on Everyone loves Raymond! He touches his food to his chin.

Tractors who think they're scary. whooooo, big scary tractor. :tongue:

Tractors, now that's just weird!:he:

 

[SillyGirl]

Hey, I'm not a bad driver. The Dumpster Incident doesn't count.

I don't care where it is, it's still not funny.

I am very glad you're not one of those guys.

Go rescue a puppy, will ya?

You're gonna tell on me? Tell who, this bunch of horny perverts? ooooh, I'm scared. :na:

I don't touch my food to my chin. I just prefer silverware that hasn't been sitting where the last customer's disgusting dirty hands were. :shock:

 

[tboy]

You were doing well until you got to the " look at me ! "Harley part at the end.
:tongue:

Actually, it isn't a "look at me", it is a "everyone looks" to admire a great bike that is pretty rare. Kind of like a beautiful woman, not one who does the bleach blonde puffed up, 44D tits in a bikini top, one that is just beautiful. The people looking are a result of her beauty, not the other way around......I mean, on this bike? If it was any more discrete it'd be invisible........(once I get rid of the chrome pipes and put on blacked out ones it just might be).

 

[justme74]

FAKE TITS SUCK

 

[HOF]

Only one, the old I have a headache tonight hon, try me another day.:grrrrrr:

I hate when your SO says that to me too; it means she felt obligated to do you, and forgot that I was coming over after you went to work. :na:

 

[HOF]

:whip:

FAKE TITS SUCK

So when are you getting yours removed? :bad::tongue::na:

 

[justme74]

:whip:


So when are you getting yours removed? :bad::tongue:

As soon as i am done with your ass :na:

 

[HOF]

Hey, I'm not a bad driver. The Dumpster Incident doesn't count. Yes it does

I don't care where it is, it's still not funny. I had a couple those jokes on here tonight, hope you don't see them.:na:

I am very glad you're not one of those guys. Me too, and stay away from any of my future SO's, get your woman!

Go rescue a puppy, will ya? I'm gonna get laid this week; then talk to the shelter about fostering a puppy. Great way to pick-up women in the park.

You're gonna tell on me? Tell who, this bunch of horny perverts? ooooh, I'm scared. :na: LMAO, I'm gonna these horny buggers!

I don't touch my food to my chin. I just prefer silverware that hasn't been sitting where the last customer's disgusting dirty hands were. :shock:

Are you sure? Or was it that you have high tea at 4pm with your feline friends

 

[SillyGirl]

omg, will you get over it? I did not steal your gf, she was all over me. Perhaps next time you should look for a girl who likes boys. :na:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

My pet peeve are people that don't pay their bills on time.:na:

 

[FRED]

I have a couple but some things are best left unsaid. :grrrrrr:

 

[Cycleguy007]

I have a couple but some things are best left unsaid. :grrrrrr:

Thanks for sharing. uch:

 

[Tgirl Nikki]

Ooh, I've got a few:

- people who do the speed limit in the left lane
- professors who assign their own books as required reading for the class (notable exceptions: profs who are actually experts in their field, and profs who write books are actually current and relevant)
- people who spend all their time arguing
- drivers who don't respect cyclists
- cyclists who don't respect drivers
- people who talk but don't know how to listen
- people who equate loudness with importance
- people who invoke "slippery slope" arguments
- people who use "straw man" arguments
- people who affirm the consequent

and worst of all.............

- people who get to the front of the coffee line, and have no idea what they want! :grrrrrr: C'mon jackass, hurry up and decide - I need my caffeine injection!

 

[JackassJack]

- people who get to the front of the coffee line, and have no idea what they want! :grrrrrr: C'mon jackass, hurry up and decide - I need my caffeine injection!

+1

And people who goes to drive-tru and order a dozen coffee, dozen of donuts, sandwichs etc..

Hey asswipes! go inside! and get whatever the fucking thing you want! I dont have to wait for you 20 minutes in drive-tru!

 

[traveler23b]

omg, will you get over it? I did not steal your gf, she was all over me. Perhaps next time you should look for a girl who likes boys. :na:

OMG! HOF? You let SillyGirl loose around one of your ladies ... Bad move my friend, even I know you don't let a hot, aggressive, oversexed smart lady out around someone you like ... you should have seen that coming a mile away ...

 

[El Fantasma]

- people who do the speed limit in the left lane

I hate that