Excuses for not having sex?

[rivoli]

what are the best excuses for not having sex with your SO?

 

[Darren]

Sweety I got my sperms counted today and we are running low, I think we have to start saving them for a while.

 

[Kirk Lazarus]

Honey, I just came back from an incall and it exhausted me.

 

[Nova5]

Sorry honey, I'm not in the mood for fish tonight.

 

[Marcus]

Do I know you?

 

[HOF]

Are you sure that you want me penis, you don't know where it's been!

When the condoms stop slidding outside of your jelly box and you washed and sanitized, I'll consider it.

 

[ChaosTheory]

If we have sex, I am going to have to review you on HUBGFE, and trust me, you don't want me to do that.

(Note: I don't have an SO, so my excuse is I don't have an SO. I am holding auditions)

 

[SillyGirl]

Are you the same guys who claim to see escorts because you're not getting enough at home?

This thread is confusing me. :neutral:

 

[blissful]

Well SillyGirl that is not me.

Blissful, we just did the escort for 2 hours, leave me alone.:bad:

 

[Doggie]

Are you the same guys who claim to see escorts because you're not getting enough at home?

This thread is confusing me. :neutral:

No, we are the guys who doesn't want to eat same dinner everyday.