EXPECTATIONS VS. REALITY: MOVING IN WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND

[Spy vs Spy]

You remember your first time?.

How bad was it?.

 

[TommyJohn]

Took a week but when I woke up that morning and saw her without makeup I was a doggone.

 

[User-E]

I invited my BF to move in with me when I was 18, but had to kick him out after a few months when he invited another girl to live with us - without even asking my permission!

:no:

 

[Prick]

She threw me out after a month and kept my parrot, bitch.

 

[Louis XIV]

She threw me out after a month and kept my parrot, bitch.

I hate when that happens. It's so hard to find a good parrot these days! :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

She threw me out after a month and kept my parrot, bitch.

I had a renter in my basement suite who owned a parrot, and when he introduced me to it, it tore a chunk out of my earlobe! He said the bird was trying to prove it was the dominant personality in the house.

 

[Prick]

I hate when that happens. It's so hard to find a good parrot these days! :biggrin2:

I hear you and they aren't cheap. For her birthday I mailed her a snake in a box. Someone the parrot was eaten :Thatwas-bad:

 

[Prick]

I had a renter in my basement suite who owned a parrot, and when he introduced me to it, it tore a chunk out of my earlobe! He said the bird was trying to prove it was the dominant personality in the house.

Did you bite his peak off as a return favor?.

 

[User-E]

Did you bite his peak off as a return favor?.

No. I screamed and cried cause it hurt so much! I still get nervous around parrots in pet shops.

 

[ReservoirDog]

It has been blocked off my mind. Cruelty to men should not be allowed.

 

[Blank_Dave]

I had a renter in my basement suite who owned a parrot, and when he introduced me to it, it tore a chunk out of my earlobe! He said the bird was trying to prove it was the dominant personality in the house.

Lesson one as to why not to allow strange parrots on your shoulder.

Why did pirates have eye patches and earrings? Parrots on their shoulder.

 

[Leo]

Lesson one as to why not to allow strange parrots on your shoulder.

Why did pirates have eye patches and earrings? Parrots on their shoulder.

Less0n 200. Forget old painful and focus your thoughts on creative ones, Try it, it works.

 

[peace]

I invited my BF to move in with me when I was 18, but had to kick him out after a few months when he invited another girl to live with us - without even asking my permission!

:no:

Do you have a picture of her

 

[User-E]

Do you have a picture of her

I probaby didn't even own a camera back then, lol.

 

[Wazzap]

I married the first woman that moved in with me. What a mistake but when you are desperate you don't want to beg.