Faking it:

[LateBloomer]

World Air SEX championships where contestants simulate sex in front of live audience heads to Britain

• Sport invented in a Tokyo karaoke bar by group of single men in 2006
• The official Air Sex World Championship were first held in 2009
• Contestants act out a sexual experience with an invisible partner
  
• They include meeting their 'partner', seduction, foreplay and intercourse
• Championship's founder says he will launch next competition in the UK
  

No.

Yes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...simulate-sex-live-audience-heads-Britain.html

 

[User-E]

Being good at faking orgasms would come in handy here. :biggrin2:

 

[Reverse]

Oh baby it's so big- yeah next to a three year old

you must work out- Ha, probably picking up your glass of beer

You sure know how to make a girl happy- Once your ass goes through the front door and slaps you on the way out

Do me hard in doggy baby- so I don't have to look at your pathetic mug

I'm going to ride you so hard and fast- and hopefully you'll cum in 3 seconds and this could finally be over.

 

[HOF]

Oh baby it's so big- yeah next to a three year old REVERSE, YOU'VE DONE A THREEE YEAR OLD!

you must work out- Ha, probably picking up your glass of beer IT'S A 40 OUNCE BEER MUG.
You sure know how to make a girl happy- Once your ass goes through the front door and slaps you on the way out I'M STILL LEAVING AND GOT WHAT I WANTED WITHOUT ANY BULLSHIT.

Do me hard in doggy baby- so I don't have to look at your pathetic mug OOPS SORRY ABOUT THAT WRONG HOLE THING

I'm going to ride you so hard and fast- and hopefully you'll cum in 3 seconds and this could finally be over. I WAS DONE IN ONE SECOND SO I GOT MORE OUTTA YOU THAN MOST!

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO: I LIKE MY RESPONSES TO YOU BETTER!

 

[Wanker]

Hmmmmmm

 

[MEAT]

Open wider please.