Flirt Spa site is no where to be found

[Robintheboywonder]

It seems their site is down, anyone else with the same issue

https://www.flirtspa.ca/

 

[Green Eyed Bandit]

Yep its been down for a few hours. Probably doing maintenance.

 

[oldguyzer]

That's the first time I know of that happening.

 

[HOF]

Pay the bills!

 

[celticman]

I have warned them about slopping that nuru stuff all over the place. Probably short circuited the disrevolving decombooberator.

 

[oldguyzer]

The site's back up. Damn. I thought I left enough money in that place to pay for its own nuclear generator!

 

[oldguyzer]

I have warned them about slopping that nuru stuff all over the place. Probably short circuited the disrevolving decombooberator.

I heard it has something to do with Saran Wrap getting caught in the Internetweb electrons.

 

[celticman]

I heard it has something to do with Saran Wrap getting caught in the Internetweb electrons.

I know not of what you speak :don'twantto-see:/

 

[oldguyzer]

I know not of what you speak :don'twantto-see:/

That's not what I heard from the girls in the back room. They said something about an old guy running around with a huge box of Saran Wrap trailing behind him, making brrm-brrm motorcycle noises while he ran in and out of the rooms naked except for a Saran Wrap sarong around his waist. Video cameras didn't get a good shot of the face because of the light reflecting from the plastic, but they said they could tell it wasn't me returning to haunt Anna and Melissa because the person had more hair!

Angie said removing the Saran Wrap from the rooms was difficult as it was wrapped around everything, as well as stuffed down the drains. She said it looked like a scene from Hoarders of someone with a clean fetish wrapping everything, including three girls. One of whom apparently has now incorporated Saran Wrap into her sessions.

 

[celticman]

That's not what I heard from the girls in the back room. They said something about an old guy running around with a huge box of Saran Wrap trailing behind him, making brrm-brrm motorcycle noises while he ran in and out of the rooms naked except for a Saran Wrap sarong around his waist. Video cameras didn't get a good shot of the face because of the light reflecting from the plastic, but they said they could tell it wasn't me returning to haunt Anna and Melissa because the person had more hair!

Angie said removing the Saran Wrap from the rooms was difficult as it was wrapped around everything, as well as stuffed down the drains. She said it looked like a scene from Hoarders of someone with a clean fetish wrapping everything, including three girls. One of whom apparently has now incorporated Saran Wrap into her sessions.

I know not of what you speak :don'twantto-see:/

 

[oldguyzer]

Don't play innocent. The surveillance cameras have a distinct image of an old guy running through the lobby and into the street, wrapped head to toe in pastic wrap, slipping and sliding on Nuru gel dripping from his arms, with a really pissed off Anna chasing after him nursing a quickly-developing bruise on her head with one hand while swinging a Costco-sized roll of Saran Wrap in the other. She's naked, her muscular toned body for all to see, and her well-endowed breasts are swayin...er....swayin....er....I gotta go for a few minutes...

 

[celticman]

Perhaps a vague memory is coming back.

 

[oldguyzer]

Take some Ginko Biloba and think of Anna's beautiful face, great smile, sexy breasts with their nice long nippl....er.....damn. Back soon.