Flushable Wipes

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'm assuming if you watch any tv at all during the day you've seen the new ads for Cottonelle Flushable Wipes.



The slogan is "Get fresh with a friend. Give a tub, get a tub."

I heard it and laughed so hard I fell off my treadmill. I love these wipes, so freakin cool for cleaning up those special messes haha. Read an article in The Star recently though about how they're not really flushable...too bad!

 

[Tyrell]

It asks me to enter my name and email. No thanks.

 

[JackassJack]

Have you tried them yet?

 

[Smooth]

They are wonderful. I carry a couple with me in a freezer bag at all times. One never knows when you have to use a public washroom and compared to their rough cheap toilet paper, the wipes are heaven on ones dirty tushy.

 

[tboy]

They are wonderful. I carry a couple with me in a freezer bag at all times. One never knows when you have to use a public washroom and compared to their rough cheap toilet paper, the wipes are heaven on ones dirty tushy.

hopefully the freezer bags aren't fresh outta the freezer lol...(seriously I had to go back and re-read your post because it sounded like you kept em frozen lol).

 

[Jawbone]

Smooth grow up, be a man! I've used leaves to clean my ass (tushy is so gay) when I was a young man working up north.

 

[tboy]

Smooth grow up, be a man! I've used leaves to clean my ass (tushy is so gay) when I was a young man working up north.

lol, too right! It is best to take a dump in a deciduous forest...you're in trouble if you're stuck in a pine forest lol....YEOUCH....

This reminds me of a joke:
A guy goes up to a buddy's cottage in the middle of winter. Later on, he goes to visit the outhouse and after being in there for a bit, yells out: HEY there's no asswipe!

The buddy outside says, you have any money?

Yeah, 5 bucks!

Well use that.

An hour later the guy comes out covered in shit. Head to toe. The interior of the outhouse is covered in the stuff.....

The guy says: WTF HAPPENED TO YOU??

I didn't have any asswipe....

I told you to use your fiver!!!

I didn't have a fiver, I had 2 twonies and a loony!