Fonts for coders

[Transient]

I tend to prefer consolas.

 

[User-E]

I tend to prefer consolas.

Your avatar just scared the crap out of me! :biggrin2:

 

[bobistheowl]

lol - I was just going to ask about the technique! I read some of your old reviews 'elsewhere' today.

Here's my question to all you Little Lord Fontleroy's ... I've heard that some men have developed a magic technique for clit licking, which involves writing all the letters of the alphabet on and around the clit.

Which font is the magic font for producing orgasms??

I've heard that some men have developed a magic technique for clit licking, which involves writing all the letters of the alphabet on and around the clit.

There's a video link for that in one of my posts. Search YouTube for 'oriental lick master'. That's Sam, the guy I opened for at Yuk Yuk's in '84.

Which font is the magic font for producing orgasms??

I don't think you can install a font in a human being person. If you meant foot, I can do that, but only to a guy, and only with my foot.

If you meant just the letter shapes being licked, I would say Fairfield 86 Heavy Swash would be a good place for the novice to start. I looked for it online, to show a sample, but I only found the Italic, which isn't the same. I checked; I don't have that one either, only in Book, where it's on page 244, so they might want to start with Forte:

lol - I was just going to ask about the technique! I read some of your old reviews 'elsewhere' today.

I still have a PM from 2004 in my inbox over there, from Sitara, but good luck trying to find her now. It wouldn't help. I learned it after that.

Your sleuthing may uncover details about what the technique does, but not how to do it, to get it to do it. If I had shared that, you'd know by now. All of you. And I would be to blame. I explained all that before, and I am literally incapable of copy/ pasting what I said back then.

 

[Jasper]

Without seeing Sarah's clit it's hard to tell, but I'd probably start gently licking with tender flowery flourishes some kind of cursive script until it quivers, then attack with a clean modern sans serif - maybe Futura?

 

[bobistheowl]

Without seeing Sarah's clit it's hard to tell, but I'd probably start gently licking with tender flowery flourishes some kind of cursive script until it quivers, then attack with a clean modern sans serif - maybe Futura?

You look exactly like my Facebook picture.

 

[papasmerf]

Here is a font I can understand

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Of all the fonts I've seen Papa, that's one of them.

 

[Candyman]

Hijack this thread and do it quick.

 

[oldguyzer]

Hijack this thread and do it quick.

Take me to Buffalo or the blue smerf gets it...


Wait...that's not right...

 

[User-E]

Take me to Buffalo or the blue smerf gets it...


Wait...that's not right...

If you hijack Air Canada, you get free porn in the cockpit.

 

[oldguyzer]

If you hijack Air Canada, you get free porn in the cockpit.

Really? You mean I don't have to stare at the 600-year-old stewies any more? Sorry, "flight attendant".

 

[bobistheowl]

...I read some of your old reviews 'elsewhere'...

There weren't that many. In 2004, I had my eye on Sitara, who was one of the Indys who advertised on TRZ, that were loosely affiliated with "Cindy". Some guy wrote a good review of her, but he had less than 10 total posts to date, and everyone branded him a shill. I saw her a few days later, and wrote my first review, but I had a year of Sports and Waiting Room posts under my belt, so I was deemed to be credible. She had a good run as 'flavour of the month' for about nine months, until she had earned the funds necessary to pay for why she got into the business, so in that sense, I was a valuable asset to her, because I helped her to do that quickly.

In another case, I wrote a lukewarm review of an unreviewed or underreviewed EE agency girl, (it was difficult to tell, because she had a name that guys wouldn't spell consistently the same), and several other guys stepped up, and said their experience had been similar. I also received a PM telling me that one of the services I had received was not offered to anyone, by any of the ladies at the incall, as if they had cameras, or something.

I took one for the team once, with a brand new girl, from out of town. It was also a lukewarm experience, but since she was an unknown, I asked her if she wanted to be reviewed, and she said 'only if it's good'. When her name came up in conversation soon after, I said 'I've seen her, but she asked that I not write a review', and the boys vilified me for that. In some subsequent posts, I alluded to the session in vague terms that could easily be understood, though they were not stated directly. I was offered a second session at discount, in exchange for a more positive endorsement, but declined the offer.

I wrote another one that was later removed, not for what I said, but for what someone else said, in a followup comment.

I wrote one other, for someone well known, who had not been on a single digit page in a while.

I rarely read reviews myself, and usually only when I've done my own research already, and have a 'short list'. In those cases, I'm looking more for information that would dissuade me, rather than for persuasion.

All the other times, I didn't write a review, for one reason or another. For example, I saw Joey in her last week, so a review would have served no purpose to anyone, other than to the guys who just like to read about other men having sex.