Made with Love

For 'Lone Wolf'

I think you need one of these. Just read the reviews!

I did. I have posted some of the most entertaining passages:

I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women.
The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner.
The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth.
......frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first woman that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show.
While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there.
I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Thanks buddy....you're a hoot!, or should that be a howl? :)
 
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