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. . . a $5 million watch.




High-performance watch perfect for everyday wear May 16 2012
By C. Smith - Published on Amazon.com
The Vacheron Constantin Tour de I'lle Men's Watch is a stylish timepiece with the convenience of automatic movement. Constructed by hand from small, blind orphan children this uniquely designed, rose gold dial features rose gold Roman numerals marking the hours with smaller strategically placed dials and circles letting you know other random information. Gold-tone hands with luminous fill make it easy to tell time day or night, and the back of the watch has month, day and year information. More importantly the bottom portion of the rear of the watch has a soul-trap where, once the children are finished making the watch, they sacrifice themselves and let the stone absorb their youthful essence. This, in turn, allows the wearer of the watch to maintain a youthful and glowing appearance their entire lives and only requires a recharge every 2 to 3 years.


It's a great parody!

 
I LOVE looking at watches on websites. Especially that ones that say "Call for Price"
 
I could never justify to myself spending $250,000 plus for a Grandes Complications watch.
Life is too complex and I'm trying to make it simpler.
By the way the watch that was used in that fake ad was a Vacheron Constantin Tour de L'ile - $1,500,000.00 only 7 were made and has 834 moving parts.
 
Art Mann said:
. . . a $5 million watch.




once the children are finished making the watch, they sacrifice themselves and let the stone absorb their youthful essence. This, in turn, allows the wearer of the watch to maintain a youthful and glowing appearance their entire lives and only requires a recharge every 2 to 3 years.


It's a great parody!
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After reading this statement I'm surprised there is not an uproar over the watch.
 

Some weird people roam the Earth Damn-Not too smart
 
I bet there are people out there trying to buy the thing not knowing it's a parody........though, at first glance it reminded me of an ad I saw for a 20 ml jar of face cream that was selling for $13,000.00.......(and that one wasn't a parody, it was a special edition something that had like diamonds or some other bs in it....)
 
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