For the single ladies looking for a hubby?.

[McGuinty]

Name: Fuad
Ladies, I’m still available. I’ve been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don’t ya wanna party with me? woohoo… They lowered my price twice already. I’m a red-hot special, come and get me. Location: San Bernardino, USA

 

[Jacklyn7]

Looks way too high maintenance for me :YMPARTY:

 

[oldguyzer]

I don't get it. Women always tell me they don't care about looks or money, so why isn't this guy already taken? :biggrin2:

 

[Art Mann]

Yikes!!!!

Just read the ads in that link. First thought was "wicked parody." But the more I ponder, the more I suspect "real life tragedy."

Some sample ads:

Name: TJ
I’m looking for a girl named “Julie”.. it’s just easier that way. I got this “Julie” tattoo last year, and would prefer to not deal with it. or if you want to change your name that’s cool.
Location: Missouri, USA

Name: Valentine
For this order, please let me know a reasonable target budget your can afford.i think i can be the husband solution to meet your request.please let me know what price must beat.
Location: Dongcheng Area, Dongguan City, China

Name: Marcus
Ever drank paint thinner? Don’t! trust me its a bad idea. I’m a fun lovin’ guy who knows a few magic tricks.
Location: Southern Idaho, USA

Name: Akim
It’s actually quite ridiculous that I’m here. I do extremely well for myself – meeting ladies everywhere I go. Since I don’t really need this, you might not hear back from me, but I do appreciate all your notes. Location: Lebanon

Name: Buzet
I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl. Location: Romania

Hi there ladies, pick me. I’m itchin’ to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn’t like me, so I’m back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games… and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here. Location: Texas Border Town, USA

My name is Daryl. I will be turning 18 in September. Soon I will be legal and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I’d like to meet a woman with money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don’t have to touch a lot. Location: USA

Name: Lenny
I’m 7-foot-5 and looking for love. You likey the love? Tall guys have it going on… you know what I’m saying? oh yeah! I’m also pierced, and I don’t mean in the ear…
Location: Alaska, USA

Name: Philip
I’m lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy basement apartment and I’m hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren’t in Canada please email me. Location: Wisconsin, USA

Name: Earl
I deal in reality…and the reality is that I’m ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Location: West Virginia, U.S.A

And yes, ladies, the accompanying photos will make you drool.

 

[Tooler]

Isn't this one every woman's dream man?.

 

[PEPE]

Who is taking Reuben?.