Fuck I'm horny

[a 1 player]

But the kids are home and the GF is out. Dammit!:grrrrrr:

 

[Cycleguy007]

But the kids are home and the GF is out. Dammit!:grrrrrr:

Lock yourself in the bathroom, rub one out... :shock: The feeling will pass soon enough!

 

[Haveanitch]

Lock yourself in the bathroom, rub one out... :shock: The feeling will pass soon enough!

:great:

It works for me.

 

[a 1 player]

Lock yourself in the bathroom, rub one out... :shock: The feeling will pass soon enough!

Yeah, but not nearly as fun without porn.

 

[Haveanitch]

Yeah, but not nearly as fun without porn.

No magazine in the area, even comic books?. :666:

 

[a 1 player]

No magazine in the area, even comic books?.

With the internet, who the hell needs a good skin mag? Oops, I guess I do.

 

[Rock]

With the internet, who the hell needs a good skin mag? Oops, I guess I do.

Use a banana peel, I hear it fells good. Never tried it myself I just heard about it. :neutral:

 

[randygirl]

I watch porn on my iTouch! lol Got anything smaller than a desktop?

lol @ banana peel

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Use a banana peel, I hear it fells good. Never tried it myself I just heard about it. :neutral:

https://advancedmasturbation.com/44.html

 

[Cycleguy007]

Use a banana peel, I hear it fells good. Never tried it myself I just heard about it. :neutral:

I know of "someone" that would not approve of the use of fruits and vegetables as sexual aides... :shock: :roll:

Banana peel eh? Hmpf... even "I" haven't thought of that! LOL!

 

[Cycleguy007]

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You sick puppy Kyra! Because you even know where that is! LOL (I knew there was something I liked about you... aside from the obvious of course... )

 

[Hardon1]

Use a banana peel, I hear it fells good. Never tried it myself I just heard about it. :neutral:

LOL ever tried it with chocolate donuts. :shock:

 

[lagavulin]

LOL ever tried it with chocolate donuts. :shock:

Hole is too small; but a dozen Montreal bagels looks impressive :gasp:

 

[Johnnybehorny]

But the kids are home and the GF is out. Dammit!:grrrrrr:

Go for a walk and find a porn video location, works for me. :he:

 

[ChrisD]

Do you have a cat?

oh my god!!

 

[tboy]

Do you have a cat?

Or a sheep?

I know I know, that's baaaaa d

 

[Cycleguy007]

Or a sheep?

I know I know, that's baaaaa d

:shock:

 

[FRED]

I know of "someone" that would not approve of the use of fruits and vegetables as sexual aides... :shock: :roll:

Banana peel eh? Hmpf... even "I" haven't thought of that! LOL!

It looks like to me you are the one with a pickle up your ass and a plate of sour grapes.

 

[randygirl]

It looks like to me you are the one with a pickle up your ass and a plate of sour grapes.

hahahaha....Wow, such hostility!

A whopping six posts and all used to stalk CG. Who's got sour grapes again?

 

[Cycleguy007]

It looks like to me you are the one with a pickle up your ass and a plate of sour grapes.

Na... pickles are too small! CUCUMBERS! Now you're talking!

Keep posting toughb... I missed our little chats since you disappeared and became a "mod", (and I use the term loosely...) However, please realize that every time you post, you further prove my banning from the other place was nothing more than a personal vendetta you have against me... (for what reason, I do not know...).

But don't worry... I won't be going back there... most of the cool people are here now anyway!

(By the way... I'm eating grapes RIGHT NOW! LOL Really! They're kinda sweet actually... and also contain high levels of potassium and Vitamin C, to keep my heart healthy and functioning well while Vitamin C boosts up our defenses against illnesses! Haven't been sick for going on 5 years now toughb... you may wanna try some!)

hahahaha....Wow, such hostility!

A whopping six posts and all used to stalk CG. Who's got sour grapes again?

Well one of them was a direct insult towards The Dean... (which will get you banned on other boards I might add... under the guise of "mocking the mods"! )

Well I've finished the grapes, now I have a banana! Now what should I do with the peel? :shock: