Fugged vs Papa

[Dan]

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go to hell

Wow, I think Fugged was kidding around with you Papi. MM has jokingly said worse.

 

[Chunky]

I need a better challenge than someone short, blue and old. I shit bigger than him in the morning.

Never count a little guy who knows how to fight out. I can bring out a 5.5 inch 145lb. male who will take out most guys over 6ft. in less than 4 minutes. Mind you, he's not blue.:biggrin2:

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Never count a little guy who knows how to fight out. I can bring out a 5.5 inch 145lb. male who will take out most guys over 6ft. in less than 4 minutes. Mind you, he's not blue.:biggrin2:

In all my bar fights over the past decades, it was always the little guys that gave me the most trouble. I don't take them lightly, so I give them fair warning and ask "Can you outrun a bullet?" If they say yes, then I give them a 4 step headstart.

 

[Chunky]

In all my bar fights over the past decades, it was always the little guys that gave me the most trouble. I don't take them lightly, so I give them fair warning and ask "Can you outrun a bullet?" If they say yes, then I give them a 4 step headstart.

Then it's not a bar fight or a fair fight. Mind you at a close stance you can be easily disarmed at a distance then you obviously have the upper hand with a gun but I would venture to say it's the cowardly way.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Then it's not a bar fight or a fair fight. Mind you at a close stance you can be easily disarmed at a distance then you obviously have the upper hand with a gun but I would venture to say it's the cowardly way.

I can't be bothered monologuing with some douche in a bar. I don't carry anymore but I'm not shy of hitting you over the head with a glass, bottle, bar stool, shooter girl....

I've been in hundred of fights, literally. When a guy is jawing at you, he's trying to see if you'll back down because he's trying to act crazy and scare you. In all but 1% of those situations, a left jab and right cross and then a choke hold as I'm carrying him out the door and throwing his unconscious body on the sidewalk came without me uttering another word after I've told him to leave or stop.

So maybe I am a coward but when you know the other guy is also carrying, the same situation with the monologue applies. Too much talking. Bang. Next.

I've mellowed

 

[Chunky]

I can't be bothered monologuing with some douche in a bar. I don't carry anymore but I'm not shy of hitting you over the head with a glass, bottle, bar stool, shooter girl....

I've been in hundred of fights, literally. When a guy is jawing at you, he's trying to see if you'll back down because he's trying to act crazy and scare you. In all but 1% of those situations, a left jab and right cross and then a choke hold as I'm carrying him out the door and throwing his unconscious body on the sidewalk came without me uttering another word after I've told him to leave or stop.

So maybe I am a coward but when you know the other guy is also carrying, the same situation with the monologue applies. Too much talking. Bang. Next.

I've mellowed

Interesting, very interesting indeed, so the 1% I'm assuming was an trained fighter?

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Interesting, very interesting indeed, so the 1% I'm assuming was an trained fighter?

When think you're the toughest guy in the room, someone comes along and kicks your ass.

There's always someone tougher out there, don't let a guy tell you he's never lost, I've lost, badly at times. My hands are not the same from all the times I've broken them. My body aches more and more every year from all the bones I've broken or had broken for me.

The 1% is more conducive to the drunk idiots who have had too much bottle courage during the night and forget that you (me) have a two distinct advantages. I'm sober and I'm paid to take you out if need be.

 

[Dan]

When think you're the toughest guy in the room, someone comes along and kicks your ass.

There's always someone tougher out there, don't let a guy tell you he's never lost, I've lost, badly at times. My hands are not the same from all the times I've broken them. My body aches more and more every year from all the bones I've broken or had broken for me.

The 1% is more conducive to the drunk idiots who have had too much bottle courage during the night and forget that you (me) have a two distinct advantages. I'm sober and I'm paid to take you out if need be.

Fugged, are you a bouncer dude?

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Fugged, are you a bouncer dude?

Was.

I can't stand going in to bars anymore because I see so much stupidity, in particular, the younger guys or the 30 something entitled fuckers in suits they can't afford.

 

[Dan]

Was.

I can't stand going in to bars anymore because I see so much stupidity, in particular, the younger guys or the 30 something entitled fuckers in suits they can't afford.

I've never been a fighter. I'll always talk my way out of it, plus I can't stand pain.:biggrin2:

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

I've never been a fighter. I'll always talk my way out of it, plus I can't stand pain.:biggrin2:

My advise is, when security asks you to leave, you should just leave. There isn't much that they're going to listen to. Save your breath, you're just pissing them off. You can bet that if it's just one staff that's approached you, more are on their way or keeping an eye on the guy asking you to leave and will be jumping over tables to back him up.

But, your approach might work for you as long as your headed towards the door as you're trying to talk your way out LOL.

 

[User-E]

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And yet I get no credit for the candy gram

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[Robintheboywonder]

Papa, for a small fee you can have me in your corner. I carry weapons in my utility belt and you know I can fight.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

@Robintheboywonder go put some pants on dude LOL.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

@ go put some pants on dude LOL.

Jealousy won't get you anywhere.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Jealousy won't get you anywhere.

Except in your pants....oh wait, you're not wearing any. Easy access.

 

[cristycurves]

Awww come on Paps, I was just kidding. Beer and @cristycurves on me.

:SayWhat?::SayWhat?: what did I miss.........

 

[oldguyzer]

:SayWhat?::SayWhat?: what did I miss.........

Be glad you missed it! :biggrin2:

 

[Jasper]

:SayWhat?::SayWhat?: what did I miss.........

Always be prepared, miss cristy - you never know when you'll be offered up as a meal truce.
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