Get off of my turf You SLUT! Or I'm telling MOM!!!!...

[Baz]

Yes Celticman, I see you've already met your future guide through eternity.

 

[-b]

celticman, your mom's picture is better than Guido's mom's picture....:wink2:

 

[celticman]

celticman, your mom's picture is better than Guido's mom's picture....:wink2:

She was only mad at me once but it was not pretty !!

 

[Shiek]

Sheik you obviously are trying to make a point, please do so. Explain to me why Art's fable has meaning??

Simple question, have you read his stories? Aesop's fables not Art's fable.

 

[celticman]

Sheik you obviously are trying to make a point, please do so. Explain to me why Art's fable has meaning??

Allow me. The fabled Art fucked Aesop.

 

[Art Mann]

Art you seem to be taunting your friends into chancing a session with Anneliese while you merely fantasize over what could be. Both Anneliese and yourself seem to be hitting it off quite nicely, perhaps a real date if you are a single man might be what the cure for what ails you is. Then again if you've paid the lady for play then by all means you should share your review as opposed to just taking information from the others. It may surprise you that I'm advocating a review but I'm just pointing out that perhaps my comment of you being a wolf in sheep's clothing is a very accurate depiction of the beloved Art Mann.

Taunting my friends "into chancing a session" with Miss Anneliese?

You couldn't be more wrong, baz.

If I'm taunting anyone, it's you.

And yes, judging by her responses here, Miss Anneliese and I do seem to be hitting it off quite nicely. We clearly celebrate full-out, unrestrained, joyful, human sexuality. And we both clearly think you are an uptight prude.

Here's the thing:

If I wander into your holy-roller, Mormon, Jehovah's Witness prayer meeting club and start preaching hedonism and pay for play sex, I won't be surprised if my message falls on deaf ears and you and your friends try to convert me to your puritan lifestyle. That's all that's happening here, baz.

Miss Anneliese and I happen to be the ones confronting you at the moment about your prudishness in a sexually liberated environment. While we find you mildly entertaining on occasion, we also find your endless preaching more than a little boring. But we are so inspired by your slavish determination to convert us that we in turn have spontaneously joined forces to convert you.

As for "advocating a review" I admit you do surprise me on that point, in view of what I perceive to be your view of sexual union as a sacred and private act. I would have thought perhaps you would consider it more appropriate for a gentlemen to keep lurid details about his experience with a lady to himself. But clearly I was wrong.

Despite your prudish persona, it seems that at heart you want to revel in all the lusty minutiae of other folks' sexual romps, and I suspect that deep down inside you long to cough up a few bucks and get naked with a beautiful lady who will fuck your brains out for an hour or two with no further commitment.

Take a good hard look in the mirror, baz. What you'll see looking back at you is the real wolf in sheep's clothing.

I can help you. Please give me the chance.

 

[Art Mann]

Allow me. The fabled Art fucked Aesop.

Proving himself more sexually open-minded than ever he had thought possible.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :biggrin2:

 

[Shiek]

A little food for thought.

 

[thesun]

Lucky Guy.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Just in case anyone is wondering...this thread has been hijacked 12 times. This includes my post.

Carry on.....

 

[papasmerf]

yet with all the hijack it is still in the same place.


Seems the security is working

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I was strip searched by Art Mann. I enjoyed it......

 

[papasmerf]

I had to take an IQ test just to get in

 

[Madman]

A very entertaining thread. Art, I'm writing a book called The Trials, Tribulations and Triumphs of a Madman and I'm hoping you can be my writer!:clapping2::biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

A very entertaining thread. Art, I'm writing a book called The Trials, Tribulations and Triumphs of a Madman and I'm hoping you can be my writer!:clapping2::biggrin2:

Here is your first line

See Spot run to avoid being Madman's afternoon fun.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I had to take an IQ test just to get in

I got the results back from my IQ test yesterday. It was negative.

Oh wait......

Wrong test! Never mind then.

A very entertaining thread. Art, I'm writing a book called The Trials, Tribulations and Triumphs of a Madman and I'm hoping you can be my writer!:clapping2::biggrin2:

No amount of verbose prose can describe your life in any meaningful way Madman. :biggrin2:

*Runs*

 

[Madman]

I was strip searched by Art Mann. I enjoyed it......

Ha, Art must belong to the Association of Altar Boys! Who would have thunk it??Hmmmmmm

 

[Art Mann]

yet with all the hijack it is still in the same place.


Seems the security is working

Actually the security system isn't working. The X-Ray scanners are down.

Fortunately, Miss Anneliese and I were able to get through without too much hassle.

She just lifted her skirt and winked at them with her pussy.

I snapped a picture down the front of my pants and texted it to them.

 

[Madman]

Actually the security system isn't working. The X-Ray scanners are down.

Fortunately, Miss Anneliese and I were able to get through without too much hassle.

She just lifted her skirt and winked at them with her pussy.

I snapped a picture down the front of my pants and texted it to them.

My only question is was Baz and Ida with the both of you?

 

[Art Mann]

Nah .... they were still back at the restaurant washing dishes to pay for all the damage Miss Anneliese and I caused.

All that wild sex on the table top caused the legs to break, and the chinaware smashed to pieces when we hit the floor.

There was also that problem with the plumbing in the women's washroom when she pulled the pedestal sink right off the wall while I was ramming her from behind. Between her hot gushing and the cold tap squirting all over the place, the mess was substantial.