Get off of my turf You SLUT! Or I'm telling MOM!!!!...

[celticman]

:LMAO: You kill me, you're wit has no bounds!

You know what, I may just be the bloke that fucks you hard if I find some time to get to the east end this week.

BuzzSaw, there will be no HUBGFE award for this. Despite your courage in the matter. Take heed of the wisdom of Yoda.............Warned you have been

 

[thesun]

On as serious note. For a woman that prides herself on her intellect, have you not figured out why not one single man on this board has availed himself of your services? Your confrontational style screams out buyer beware. If your intention is to just have fun, that works I guess. If your intention is to earn money by attracting men to pay you for sex, you do not understand your target market at all. And, unfortunately, there is no remediation in the matter. First impressions last longest and your first impression will never go away. Think about it. You have dropped your price point from 350 to 200 and still no takers. There are some clues here. Just for once, set aside your tendency to just react and fight back. Give us your theory as to why, given your posting style, you think that men on this board will want to pay to have sex with you? That was a sincere question.

Based on this comment from yours:

Originally Posted by Anneliesehttps://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?p=386785#post386785
:fixer: There, there sweetie, subtlety is truly lost on you, isn't it Peace? Kinda like a big ol' golden Lab; happy, exuberant, and as thick as two bricks....:girlkiss:




Extremely funny. A true knockout blow

I thought she raised it from 350 to 1000 for you.Hmmmmmm​

 

[celticman]

Not really sure what you are getting at, but I am having a slow morning having worked all night. I did think the two bricks quip was brilliant. She sure has an edge. But to clarify, my post to the lady was truly sincere. I said so. I am simply baffled at her approach to a business model and without question the results speak for themselves.

Not sure I saw where my fee was 1000 but for me it is immaterial given what I spend on this hobby. If it were free, I would not avail myself. So that is me explained. Are you going to see her? Perhaps this will help you

Cast aside patience Oh Hesitant One.....Be Brave......Take the plunge....Face fear.....For fear is simply anticipation of a negative event that has not happened yet...and probably will never happen.....Go forth into the darkness and uncertainty.........Enjoin Anneliese in coitus........And return with the joyous news and take your place in the pantheon of revered HUBGFE TOFT legends........and thesun will shine brightly on you for ever more!

Based on this comment from yours:

Originally Posted by Anneliesehttps://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?p=386785#post386785
:fixer: There, there sweetie, subtlety is truly lost on you, isn't it Peace? Kinda like a big ol' golden Lab; happy, exuberant, and as thick as two bricks....:girlkiss:




Extremely funny. A true knockout blow

I thought she raised it from 350 to 1000 for you.Hmmmmmm​

 

[oldguyzer]

Hmmm....waxing poetic? Must have been a loooong night.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

CelticMan, you are a poet young man!

I think Anneliese is merely issuing a challenge and I really do believe the first brave man will have his socks blown off. She's going to prove us all wrong, I know it!

My hopes it is an experienced hobbyist who actually reviews takes the plunge so we have a point of comparison.


ps... Ida, you too should take this opportunity to prove CT wrong. Post a pic and let see ya!

 

[oldguyzer]

I think Anneliese is merely issuing a challenge and I really do believe the first brave man will have his socks blown off. She's going to prove us all wrong, I know it!

My hopes it is an experienced hobbyist who actually reviews takes the plunge so we have a point of comparison.

Thanks so much for volunteering. We'll eagerly look forward to your review.

 

[celticman]

ps... Ida, you too should take this opportunity to prove CT wrong. Post a pic and let see ya!

 

[celticman]

Hmmm....waxing poetic? Must have been a loooong night.

and alone at that :shout:

 

[-b]

Why on earth would you bring me into this and what does Sunday have to do with anything?

You are the first one to complain when you feel at all slighted and pretend to be the savior of all the women here, yet you find it perfectly alright to belittle me with your sexist and crude remarks!

I believe you and Celticman follow the same game plan. Stand up for all the ladies you feel you have a chance to get into their pants because you have a few $$$$ to throw at them.

To my surprise Hof has kept his word and you seem to have picked up where he's left off!

Dear, I have never ever made any agreement with you......Sunday is a day of Pray....
I have in other post tried to help you and you husband even pm you.....from the very start...
There are women here that I am not interested in, like Anneleise but I have helped her....
here and in pms.....I am not interested in a few but I would stand up for them.....Why would I not joke with you too.

I have never being cruel in my jokes, the guys wanted me to visit but why not you....I did
not say Ida would suck and maybe wear a f**king Big Strap on....Make Anneleies Suck her and
then F**k her ass.......all I said was send you.....
You never ever stated you never liked when I would put you in a joke....if you had I would not...

I am glad you have found a friend....with you know who......

Thank you for telling me you do not want me to put you in a joke but in saying that...
just watch what you say about HUBGFE etc.....because I do defend my friends here....
So I will leave you with that thought.......

God loves all...Not the ones you and your husband decide on but All....
I have not argued with you about it.....I have said to you about that not a good idea
or you will have problems....and I still will if I see people are being unfair to you and your
husband but do not think that I will stand back now when you say anything about my friends...

 

[Anneliese]

Only time will tell I guess....

Only time will tell I guess....

On as serious note. For a woman that prides herself on her intellect, have you not figured out why not one single man on this board has availed himself of your services? Your confrontational style screams out buyer beware. If your intention is to just have fun, that works I guess. If your intention is to earn money by attracting men to pay you for sex, you do not understand your target market at all. And, unfortunately, there is no remediation in the matter. First impressions last longest and your first impression will never go away. Think about it. You have dropped your price point from 350 to 200 and still no takers. There are some clues here. Just for once, set aside your tendency to just react and fight back. Give us your theory as to why, given your posting style, you think that men on this board will want to pay to have sex with you? That was a sincere question.

I suspect there are more than a few guys on this board who would and will pay to have sex with me and might already have for all I know... Now you may not feel that way, and I assure you the feeling is mutual.... But you shouldn't be so quick to think you are speaking for the vast majority of blokes here.... Because there just may come a day when you'll have to eat your words....

 

[-b]

As for you Ms...Anneleise...I am not sure if I should book you to spank you or
pay somebody to go see you....so we can hear what you are really like....

When is your Mother joining in....:LMAO: How is your sister doing......:wink2:

Now don't say I can not joke with you too.....:Crying/: I will be crying and whining....

 

[papasmerf]

pig, steer, elk. lamb, spaghetti, rice just in case I have to eat my own words.

 

[Trump]

Is this Ida or Super Repo?:LMAO:

 

[Baz]

Celticman, you really have no idea how beautiful, vivacious and charming my sweet Ida really is. I would gladly volunteer a photograph of my darling spouse if she grants me the permission. In the meant-time please continue to amuse yourself with your assumptions of me and my wife. I would like to add that your back-handed comments towards Anneliese are truly unfair. I'm sure if she was a young woman and more suited to your tastes you would be worshiping the ground she walks on throwing green backs to pave the way. You've mentioned you're an older gentleman, I believe she is a more age appropriate provider for you and perhaps you should try to see if a more mature woman with a touch of sophistication can bring out the gentleman in you. I realize making this suggestion is out of character for me but in your case and at your age I don't believe you can be helped to be quite honest., albeit, nature will take its course.

 

[thesun]

Poetry will save him.

 

[Baz]

Dear, I have never ever made any agreement with you......Sunday is a day of Pray....
I have in other post tried to help you and you husband even pm you.....from the very start...
There are women here that I am not interested in, like Anneleise but I have helped her....
here and in pms.....I am not interested in a few but I would stand up for them.....Why would I not joke with you too.

I have never being cruel in my jokes, the guys wanted me to visit but why not you....I did
not say Ida would suck and maybe wear a f**king Big Strap on....Make Anneleies Suck her and
then F**k her ass.......all I said was send you.....
You never ever stated you never liked when I would put you in a joke....if you had I would not...

I am glad you have found a friend....with you know who......

Thank you for telling me you do not want me to put you in a joke but in saying that...
just watch what you say about HUBGFE etc.....because I do defend my friends here....
So I will leave you with that thought.......

God loves all...Not the ones you and your husband decide on but All....
I have not argued with you about it.....I have said to you about that not a good idea
or you will have problems....and I still will if I see people are being unfair to you and your
husband but do not think that I will stand back now when you say anything about my friends...

Blissful, please do not get my wife started, it will not end well. Please direct your comments towards me, my skin is a little thicker.

 

[celticman]

Celticman, you really have no idea how beautiful, vivacious and charming my sweet Ida really is. I would gladly volunteer a photograph of my darling spouse if she grants me the permission. In the meant-time please continue to amuse yourself with your assumptions of me and my wife. I would like to add that your back-handed comments towards Anneliese are truly unfair. I'm sure if she was a young woman and more suited to your tastes you would be worshiping the ground she walks on throwing green backs to pave the way. You've mentioned you're an older gentleman, I believe she is a more age appropriate provider for you and perhaps you should try to see if a more mature woman with a touch of sophistication can bring out the gentleman in you. I realize making this suggestion is out of character for me but in your case and at your age I don't believe you can be helped to be quite honest., albeit, nature will take its course.

Not poetic, but I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better line of crap than that. Try harder troll.

 

[Art Mann]

Pay no heed, Blissful

Pay no heed, Blissful

Blissful, please do not get my wife started, it will not end well. Please direct your comments towards me, my skin is a little thicker.

Seduce ida to your heart's content and share your fantasies with us along the way. It's bound to be fascinating once you get ida started. The only one for whom " it will not end well" is bazerko, once she discovers how much she loves the taste of your sweet pussy.

 

[Baz]

Not poetic, but I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better line of crap than that. Try harder troll.

Perhaps you need a mate so you do not have to eat a bowl of alphabet soup and instead enjoy a delicious home cooked meal? I do believe I'm sensing a bit of some built up frustration in your posts and I don't want to be the cause of such stress, carry on old boy and enjoy your afternoon.

 

[Baz]

Art, I'm so glad you've join us. I too am trying to protect Blissful but you seem to believe encouraging her is the proper route. I'm assuming you enjoy watching to women battle it out to an ugly outcome, I on the other hand do not look forward to the drama that shall surly ensue.