Go ahead and make up a lie of the poster above you.

LickingGravity · Apr 1, 2012

Is a closet leaf fan

Esco! · Apr 1, 2012

Has a very attractive avatar :sorry:

Madman · Apr 2, 2012

Esco has never crossed swords with Rayfinkle.

Fishbait · Apr 27, 2012

Good looking man.

-b · Apr 28, 2012

Enjoys cooking naked

Esco! · Apr 28, 2012

If that really is Blissful in her pics, she is terribly ugly, does not look like Kate Moss at all, and is not worth booking

Madman · Apr 28, 2012

He prefers women and doesn't like to use a dildo when alone in the washroom

peace · Apr 28, 2012

he hides beautiful asian women from me.

Madman · Apr 28, 2012

He doesn't have nude pictures of Guido under his pillow.

SillyGirl · Apr 29, 2012

He is not jealous at all about those nude pictures.

Guido · Apr 29, 2012

She would never touch a shot of tequila.

Transient · Apr 29, 2012

Does not have spaghetti sauce stains on chest and stomach.

MEAT · May 1, 2012

His avatar doesn't make me dizzy.

Madman · May 1, 2012

He's a vegetarian.

peace · May 2, 2012

He loves to dance and is a better dancer than Dan.

Guido · May 2, 2012

He likes women only!

Transient · May 2, 2012

Has never been mistaken for Avery Schreiber.

Maurice Boscorelli · May 2, 2012

Prefers Brett Somers over any of the HUBGFE ladies

SillyGirl · May 2, 2012

Is completely flabby and his goodies are not at all attractive.

Maurice Boscorelli · May 2, 2012

Doesn't have an intelligent thing to say