Go ahead and make up a lie of the poster above you.

papasmerf · Feb 28, 2013

once disguised himself as a squirrel and cleaned Amy's apartment.

oldguyzer · Feb 28, 2013

Thought "you are nuts" meant he could get away with the squirrel disguise

papasmerf · Feb 28, 2013

rides a unicycle to work

oldguyzer · Feb 28, 2013

Knows it isn't really a unicycle but too damn lazy to fix the flat in the front tire

papasmerf · Feb 28, 2013

was tossed from the zoo for trying to cook the peacocks

Madman · Feb 28, 2013

Likes to rub bacon fat all over his body and then go out on the town trying to pick up a FB.

papasmerf · Feb 28, 2013

was once caught giving mouth to mouth to a lizard

Cardinal Fang · Feb 28, 2013

That's not a lie.

papasmerf · Feb 28, 2013

only became a Cardinal after he was cut by the Reds

Cardinal Fang · Feb 28, 2013

That's also not a lie.

papasmerf · Feb 28, 2013

complained he could not find a good rib house in St. Louis

HOF · Feb 28, 2013

Prefers tofu over bacon!

peace · Feb 28, 2013

Prefers Leafs over the lame Canadiens.

papasmerf · Feb 28, 2013

once as a child, was seen hugging a fire hydrant

peace · Feb 28, 2013

How dod you know?????
Ok back to the thread......

When he gets mad, he ain't blue anymore. He's all pink.

papasmerf · Feb 28, 2013

personally taught his dog to drink from the toilet
Now he is forced to use a glass

IFUSEEKAMY · Feb 28, 2013

has pink polka-dotted swim trunks

papasmerf · Feb 28, 2013

while swimming the English Channel Dolphins let her ride their backs when she got tired

IFUSEEKAMY · Feb 28, 2013

cheated with a Keebler elf

Cardinal Fang · Feb 28, 2013

Is taller than a Keebler Elf

Crossed the line?