Go ahead and make up a lie of the poster above you.

[papasmerf]

hates all things Asian

 

[peace]

loves patrons who make constructive feedbacks regarding his breakfast and his choices...

 

[papasmerf]

Wishes he could cook

 

[peace]

wishes he could hug more trees

 

[papasmerf]

wears only cotton diapers

 

[peace]

he wears them too but thats no secret

 

[papasmerf]

Seldom wear a bra

 

[peace]

because he gives all of them to papasmerf

 

[Wise Guy]

He is not telling the truth.

 

[BuzzSaw]

He is wise beyond his years

 

[papasmerf]

Has 72 Carbide Teeth

 

[peace]

Is a night person...

 

[papasmerf]

leaves 20% as a tip every morning at breakfast

 

[peace]

as a chef, he doesnt want any tips because he wants his patrons to focus and enjoy their food

 

[papasmerf]

has My Little Pony dolls on his dresser

 

[peace]

he wants them back

 

[papasmerf]

Wants a job at McDonalds

 

[peace]

is an anti pork crusader

 

[bolt.upright]

...voted for Harper.

 

[peace]

always bolts out of the room if a gorgeous female naked asian approaches him for sex....