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Skinflute

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Flying out tomorrow to Vancouver, will be cruising the California Coast from Vancouver to San Francisco, returning from Vancouver Oct 14th.

Please have lots of fun for me. Will try to keep in touch.
 
Bugger, I'm jealous !!
Take it easy at the spas on the ship Skinflute; and don't forget the sunglasses so you can inconspicuously check out the talent at the pool.
 
Yes have a great time, and behave otherwise they'll lock you up in solitary at Alcatraz, as you're going there anyway! Gee never thought about all the Asians that are likely onboard...Love Boat!!
 
Disappointed none of you offered their condolence's for being on holiday with my SO :sorry2:
 
We asked her to go with you as your chaperon, as we knew you wouldn't behave on your own, so you should be grateful that your buddies here were thinking of your welfare and happiness!
 
Quickly loged in to say HI!!, Paul, you big mouth, you sold me out and my SO has packed her bags :Crying2:

Having a great time, beautiful weather in Los Angeles and Catalina Island. We dock in Santa Barbara tomorrow.

Slurp, MMAD and Paul, you guys would have gone nuts in Vancouver, says this DDG Asian MEOW MEOW at Howe & Dunsmuir St. at a store called SEPHORA!!. Beautiful smile, long black hair, slim but best of all she speaks PERFECT English. Paul's wet dream come true :biggrin2: I had to be pulled away by my SO when she say what I zeroed in on but she took it with a smile. The vast majority of passengers on the ship are Canadians from BC. A large number of Canadian Asian passengers that come in all heights and sizes. Some very attractive Asian Milf's onboard, they look VERY elegant in Formal wear. Most of the staff are Phillipino and some of the lady Phillipino staff are VERY nice and speak GOOD english. Just thought I would leave your tongue dragging on the floor:biggrin2:
 
Glad to her from you, and I guess if your SO has packed her bags, that means you're bunking now with a hot little Asian? Sounds like Paradise there, and not Paradise Spa. Can you imagine going on a singles cruise...wow. At least window shopping is free, but make sure you wear sunglasses so your SO doesn't know what you'd like to buy! Keep us posted on how things are going.
 
Paul, you would be envies of the white sugar daddy with a tall slim Asian lady that looks so elegant in formal wear. :shout::shout:

Do Not sail alone on a Asian populated cruise ship, you will never see day light again. You will need to sell some assets to cover for your onboard expenses.
 
Sounds like the Asians there are looking white sugar, or is it icing sugar. Those Asian probably have more money than most white guys anyway, so we should be after them. Anyway hope you're having a great Thanksgiving, although I know you wish you could be giving those Asians a deposit....
 
I am back from an AWESOME cruise. Came home with the traditional cold. While in San Francisco, our tour bus was making it's way through Powell St. in Chinatown, I say a poster bigger than life on the front of the building "FULL BODY MASSAGE $39.99 FOR 1 HOUR" Are your bags packed MMAD?
 
Skinflute said:
While in San Francisco, our tour bus was making it's way through Powell St. in Chinatown, I say a poster bigger than life on the front of the building "FULL BODY MASSAGE $39.99 FOR 1 HOUR" Are your bags packed MMAD?

Welcome back bud !! When I'm in the USA I'm always a good boy. Once thing to get in trouble here but down there where I don't think they're as liberal as here, I don't take any chances. If I go for a massage there, and I have, it's legit :)
 
Hey welcome back, and hard to believe how quickly the time as flown by. That $39.99 massage is actually about $52.00 Canadian, and with options probably being less liberal, or is it Conservative, or NDP, it's better to spend your money at home. I'm sure you're due for an oil change, so hopefully you can get it done before any damage!
 
I just got back from the US and a visit to an AMP there ...... I love table showers!!! Usually get Koreans but this time Candy was Chinese. Tiny thing with athletic build and great rack. Nice long table shower, she cleaned me good and let jr know he was in for fun. Only negative about the AMPs down there is you rarely get bbbj, usually cbj but at least the quality is there. Candy rode me a bit, then doggy, then CG ad to my amazement she made me cum that way! I never cum from cg, she has some real talent. 60 door, 100 for my Candy treat. I know BR is gonna want to hit me with the exchange rate but you can't get table showers here at any price! LOL
 
slurp said:
I know BR is gonna want to hit me with the exchange rate but you can't get table showers here at any price! LOL
Oh no, I wouldn't even dream of hitting you with the exchange rate, I don't look at the exchange rate when visiting down there, I blindly only operate on local bucks, it's the only way to justify it -- lie to yourself! Last time I even dared to try something while in the US, the exchange rate was well below even today's pathetic exchange rates, it was in the high $0.60's or something, and I managed to pay for an SP who I think cost US$250 back then, which was at least numerically twice what I would've paid for that girl up here at the time. Of course, back then these girls ran the risk of being arrested in the USA, I guess that's still the case these days over there. It was in Baltimore, and I was in a nice Marriott hotel, so I was really taking a chance having a girl come over to see me. She wouldn't even do FS for that price! But she somehow had no problem doing CIMSW for that price. I was satisfied, CIMSW is as good as FS for me sometimes.
 
yeah, something about cumming in a wet hole ...... lol.

I'm finding rates in the US are similar to here before factoring in exchange rate. Last couple years the rate was not a big deal and my $160-$170/hr AMP visits with table shower and FS were a better deal than the norm in Canada. LE down there usually doesn't bother and when they do they let the guy go and arrest the girl. Except SW .... if you get caught with a SW in some jurisdictions they will publish your name in the local paper and sometimes take your car.

But overall I don't find it a lot different than here ...... that said, my fave AMP got busted earlier this year, they used to have awesome Korean babes. Most "live" in NY but are of questionable immigration status LOL So sad to see them close but 2 other new ones opened up to take their place, like cutting a worm in two. These places aren't quite up to par yet but slowly improving and worth the money.

I am from PA and stupidly married a Canadian, that's why I am here. I go to eastern PA several times a year and always to an AMP for my fix. If these places had been there years ago I never would have left! I left just as the internet was gaining popularity so the sex trade wasn't widely using it then except for porn. Before I left the only options were SW and escorts in the yellow pages. I was a fledgling hobbiest back then so maybe other options I was unaware of. But the information age has sure made it easier to wet your willy in an nice wet hole these days!
 
slurp said:
I am from PA and stupidly married a Canadian, that's why I am here. I go to eastern PA several times a year and always to an AMP for my fix. If these places had been there years ago I never would have left! I left just as the internet was gaining popularity so the sex trade wasn't widely using it then except for porn. Before I left the only options were SW and escorts in the yellow pages. I was a fledgling hobbiest back then so maybe other options I was unaware of. But the information age has sure made it easier to wet your willy in an nice wet hole these days!
Oh well, you learn something new every day. I didn't realize you were a yank. Last year, we went to visit my brother-in-law in Washington DC, and I passed through PA. I think around Harrisburg, I started seeing billboard signs for strip clubs right on the highway. I could tell that this was not a shy town. :biggrin2:
 
Harrisburg is the state capitol, those horny politicians need servicing! If you drove down I-81 you would start seeing massage billboards almost as soon as you cross the NY/PA border.

Reminds me of something you guys might enjoy...... there is a massage place (Ultimate II I think) in Great Bend, the first exit when you enter PA from the north, exit 231 I think. I have a bad disk in my back so always have an excuse - asked the wife if she wanted to try a massage. She said yes and I went in and asked if they do women, they looked strangely and said yes. So my wife gets a hot brunette in a low cut blouse and I get a blonde with huge boltons. Separate adjoining rooms, it took all I could to muffle my moans as I shot all over the blondes tits. This after I sucked on them and got to dip my fingers in her twat. We left and wife said it was odd and wondered why I gave her girl a tip. I just said I thought it was a good idea. Didn't mention I felt bad that she drew the woman to massage.

But wait, there's more!!! About 6 months to a year later I am in Bethlehem PA and decide to try a massage place with white chicks as I already had my Kgirl fix that trip. I go in and this hot brunette Amber is my girl. We start and during small talk I ask if she ever worked in Great Bend. She's goes OMFG I massaged your wife while you jerked off on my friend's tits!!!! We cracked up and she said it was her first lady massage, the others had all done it and was her turn as she was new there. That broke the ice, soon she was naked and I was feasting on her pussy while she blew me. What a way to prove you're ok and not a cop!
 
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