Last night and not kidding with you, I was on a date and was invited back to her place . She definitely loved sex. While she was on top of me, i was enjoying the view until I saw a doll behind her. It was situated on of one her shelves and omg it was a smerf practically staring at me. It even had a white beard! Suddenly I saw image of bacon everywhere . it wasn t a pleasant sight. After 8 minutes or so, I couldn't handle it anymore and flipped her over while she barked and then pulled a 'Gomes!" On her. What a beauty and papasmerf was nowhere to be seen. Then in the morning, she offered me bacon. Go figure!