Had sex this morning. Wasn't one of my finest moments.

Miss HUBGFE · Feb 28, 2019

Mods is there any way to make the smileys prettier? Or some extra smileys plugin? That would be great...

God · Mar 1, 2019

What's sex?.

Rio · Mar 8, 2019

I forgot what sex feels like :blush2:

JennyT · Mar 8, 2019

I had sex this morning
:doggy: :missionary:

:cun:In Love

WhiteLion · Mar 9, 2019

I almost had it my failure in her engine.

DannyDevito · Mar 15, 2019

My ex wife used to tell me sex is overrated. Just pay the rent every month and all will be good.

I didn't get that either.

George Costanza · Mar 19, 2019

I had a BJ this morning.

JennyT · Mar 19, 2019

How was it?

JennyT · Mar 19, 2019

BJ = Brazilian Jitsu?

FrankLo · Mar 21, 2019

BBBJ from wife but didn't go deep enough.

Remerdon · Apr 28, 2019

BJ but no CIM this morning. Will take it.

JJ Mitchell · Apr 30, 2019

I was due for mine this morning after 3 months.

JennyT · Apr 30, 2019

JJ Mitchell;n1468792 said:
I was due for mine this morning after 3 months.

3 months complete celibacy?

Anonymous69 · Apr 30, 2019

I struck out again this morning.

JJ Mitchell · Apr 30, 2019

JennyT;n1468797 said:
3 months complete celibacy?

Not if you count my hand.

JennyT · Apr 30, 2019

JJ Mitchell;n1468817 said:
Not if you count my hand.

Hand is great lover... I love my hand, too.

Madman · May 1, 2019

I had a black coffee this morning and it's just as good as sex.

Martin · May 2, 2019

No luck again.

God · May 9, 2019

Madman;n1468836 said:
I had a black coffee this morning and it's just as good as sex.

Damn-Not too smart:SayWhat?:

JennyT · May 9, 2019

Madman;n1468836 said:
I had a black coffee this morning and it's just as good as sex.

No it’s not. No it’s not no it’s not no it’s not.